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Hahaha ffs
Ps. pls finish the book
George R.R. Martin is me
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Dick I have a great day and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning
Reblog this with "dick" and just keep hitting the first suggested word
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”I’m sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
That. Boy. Is. Mine”

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resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do
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Dramamine by Modest Mouse
We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves.
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How do u get Tumblr to stop showing u ads for that game where poorly animated heterosexuals make bad life decisions?
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