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You can't reclaim the f slur .. 😐

I’m not reclaiming I’m using it as a slur ^_^

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explorers

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No WONDER I have back problems.. I b carrying around this BIG ass heart all mf day

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Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

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I now pronouns you he and him

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dying is taking too long

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pasta fucks

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Uno, dos, stress

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other people, travelling to other countries: wanderlust, culture, arts, nature, architecture, other languages :)🤗🗺🗻

me, a goblin who likes collecting things: wanT fridGġ,,.... megnete

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my entire life is an example of idiot plot

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i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

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another one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard: a few of my friends in middle school made a project for drama class where they made a fake game show and the host character’s catchphrase was “try to win. but remember: you might don’t!”

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ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum