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something i hate about college is how every professor thinks that everybody taking their course is pursuing a career in that subject. like your class is a GE requirement get over yourself??

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I can’t even articulate how much I mourn Kamala Harris everyday. We could’ve made history with the first woman president and instead we’re making history with a fascist.

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a guide to modern feminism:

1. classes don’t exist. the oppressors and the oppressed don’t exist. each person can only be viewed as an individual.

2. a person cannot be influenced. each action and decision exists in a vacuum. avoid causal relationships, patterns and parallels.

3. avoid generalisation like the plague. if it seems like a group of people can be generalised based on their actions, come back to points 1 and 2.

4. under no circumstances you are allowed to hurt someone’s feelings.

5. staying inside your comfort zone and not trying to change anything is feminism. feminism is about doing what you like.

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The central joke of the Ulysses Ogre meme hinges on the Ogre holding themselves to unreasonable standards by expecting to fully grasp one of the most famously difficult works of the 20th Century after only a single reading, which just doesn't work if you substitute your favourite video game, because frankly, your favourite video game is not Ulysses – but to be fair, the overwhelming majority of books are not Ulysses either. There's probably a video game somewhere out there that's as textually challenging as Ulysses, and it's probably some random-ass RPG Maker game from 2006 with an author whose name is a dick joke and a present fandom of approximately eleven people.

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If i had an evil doppelganger i would simply invite it to come live with me. if i can get a wfh job so can it, i'll even let it borrow my resume. Cut our housing costs in half. Double our odds of getting chores done because we each know the other is Watching And Judging if we don't do the thing we said we were gonna do. Way easier to make the bed. Write twice as fast by trading off outlining and drafting. Sure i'd occasionally lose some sleep from holding my bedroom door shut at 3 a.m. while it tries to force its way in to murder me, but what roommate is perfect

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the failure of sex positive feminism in two parts, digitized, 2025 🪦💐

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I want Caitlyn Jenner to die in Israel but like falling down a ladder to a bunker I feel like that’s the perfect first kardashian death.

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you get to cut one basic need out of your life. you can still CHOOSE to partake in them and they will feel as good and refreshing as normal, but going without will no longer affect you negatively.

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