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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.
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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)
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Their friendship is hella underrated.....
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speaking of third-wheeling i love when people are like "third-wheeled too hard and now i'm in a throuple" but i think a little spoken of third-wheeled-too-hard option is getting adopted by other adults. one time when i was 25 and in undergrad i made friends with a married couple in their thirties and ended up in such an unusual relationship that one day they called me to their house and sat me down very somberly and then one of them started crying and i thought one of them must have gotten some sort of life-altering health diagnosis or something
but then they told me they were getting a divorce and they were going to be okay, but they had been agonizing for two weeks over how to tell me because they didn't want to "disrupt" my life and it was then that i had to remind them that i was actually a fully grown adult and that i was going to be completely okay and that in fact i would like to be there for them in this tumultuous time and they were like
"oh....... yeah"
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A sleepy, good morning from sunny Zelenogorsk! 🤗
Recently, Zelenogorsk moved from the exhibit to an off-exhibit enclosure for the summer — and settled next to the Elder Karaganda. Now the two catriarchs are neighbors 😌
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.
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Realised I haven’t posted my Legends Arceus artworks here!
I loved these two in the game haha
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