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did you try jerking it off and back on again
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When i was in middle school i was banned frm the twilight wiki bc i kept changing Edward’s photo to this

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If I search for one more “x reader” fanfic and get bombarded with fuckass OC characters im gonna have a hernia im so serious.
STOP PUTTING “X READER” HASHTAGS FOR A FIC THAT IS NOT X READER FUCKKK

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it's never lupus. do you have hair on your special place. more mouse bites. this vexes me. i too am in this episode. did you try the medicine drug. only stupid people try the medicine drug.
find a more brainrotted fandom i actually dare you. go on
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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world
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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny
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grasshoppers piss me off because what

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can you make the puzzler and the tv monster guy make out in the next genloss installment like spamton and mr ant tenna

I just dont think they did this in the game actually
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get off of dating apps. the love of your life is posting about cannibal yaoi on tumblr
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