how many times do I have to tell you guys octarians don't exist anymore. the army literally killed all of them in the great turf war you're not going to get a hot octoling gf they're fucking extinct
🍤 woomy-mother-fuckers aug 30, 2014
op your bio says you listen to turquoise october
🤿 squiblybeakers77 aug 30, 2014
yeah cause it's a bop. not made by octarians tho, it's a coverup to keep us from questioning it.
⭐ tetradualies-trash mar 8, 2024
guys I found this gem from like a decade ago. aged very well I think
🐡 OutFishing mar 16, 2024
is this person real... @squiblybeakers77 were you created in a lab I don't understand you
🦐 NOBODYTOUCHMYFISHFRYS mar 19, 2024
and here we have the legendary squibly, who fought valiantly against Big Octo's lies and also didn't bother to take the fifteen minute bus ride to mt nantai where you could've literally seen octolings patrolling the outside of octo canyon. truly a warrior of the people,
🔫 z3nz0nes mar 20, 2024
"turquoise october isn't actually octolings".... THE LYRICS ARE IN OCTARI??? A WHOLE ASS DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?????
🦐 NOBODYTOUCHMYFISHFRYS mar 20, 2024
zen you don't understand. obviously Big Octo created a fake language to keep us complacent
🌷 burst-bombs-are-gay mar 25, 2024
omg why didn't u guys tell me my wife went extinct in 2014 😔😔😔 @yokoandthegoldbisexuals I miss u already babe 💔
#also loving the implication that Big Government was like #"hey we need to fake some stuff for this octo thing" #and the best idea they could come up with was... leaving an unlabeled cd in a dumpster???? #granted the later ones had labels but like. that's absolutely insane what do you MEAN
heads up: this games charity bundle was finally approved on itch.io! it opens this friday, april 12th, and will run for a week. all proceeds will go to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund.
you can check out the bundle on itch.io and follow @vgforpalestine on twitter for more updates!
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EDIT: as of april 20th, 2024 this bundle is now live!!
Splatoon/side order fans should get excited for what I’ve been working on; Color Chip Pride Pins!!! More info down below!!!
(Reblogs are highly appreciated)
Each pin will be printed on a combination of white acrylic and clear frosted acrylic, giving off an appearence really similar to how the color chips look in game! There will be pins attatched to the back so you can stick em wherever you want! If these spark enough interest, I’ll probably price them at $10 a piece.
If you wanna see these go up for sale on my shop, please spread this post!