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Congratulations, you're now in charge of the Metallica movie of your dreams!!! 🥳 What will it be like?
handheld blair witch ass first person account of their formation through black album success. open casting call for look-a-likes who can act. not whatever B$ went into the casting for the new beatles movie (movies?)
OR
More realistically, some big producer will buy the rights to their biography.
If we HAVE to do it this way, Metallica biopic a la The Dirt, rather than any of the more high brow fare such as Bohemian Rhapsody, Rocketman, that Bob Dylan movie i refuse to see bc I'm sick of chalamet. (See above re: beatles movie)
there is lowkey homoerotic tension between the james character and lars. Also james and Dave. Also dave and lars. ALSO lars and Kirk. ALSOOOOO James and Jason.
We lean into everyone's backstory. Even Rob. We see Rob in Suicidal doing his thing early on in the film. He isnt some 8th fiddle thrown in at the end.
There is a whole ass megadeth subplot. Dave is a thorn in their side the entire time.
All the hits, all the big ones:
Dave gets thrown out (NO WARNING NO SECOND CHANCE)
Kirk comes in
KEA, RTL, MOP
Cliff RIP (PANCAKES)
Jason audition and subsequent hazing and everyone's internal meltdown (WASABI INCIDENT ETC)
Seattle '89 bc I love it
Black album. Massive success. No notes.
Eternal tour. Show in Russia. Eternal tour.
HAIRCUTS
International radio play while the metalhead base rejects load, reload, garage, s&m
Jason quits (LEAVING BEHIND "SQUILLIONS" OF DOLLARS)
Omg what to even say about Napster (BEER GOOD) and skom (HE FOCKING LEFT THE BAND) and st anger (TICK TICK TICK) lol
then. FOREVER MONEY AND FAMILY LIFE. The last twenty years feels like smooth sailing compared to the rest of it. Yeah, Kirk and james got divorced and have new relationships/babies, but still. It just isnt as dramatic as the first half, let's be real. I feel like that part will just be the "ending on a positive note" thing.
anyway
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they should have tried having gay sex. it wouldnt change anything about their situation but then at least they could say they gave it a go.
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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post
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