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i need to fucking personally kick the shit out of yoko taro. i do NOT love him anymore (<- nyarla getting ending D erased my fucking save file with FIFTY HOURS ON IT. ENDING E DID NOT RESTORE IT. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU HUH)

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

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Haircut

[Tapas / Patreon]

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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I adore SOTM clean o vac so much,,,

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neuron activation

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Dorks

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I HEAR THE BLUES A-KILLIN' (or: Frasier Meets Columbo)

Originally posted to my twitter in 2022, here it is for tumblr. It's also on my website.

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Mrs. Columbo picks up her husband’s freshly-pressed suit from the dry cleaner and then throws it on the ground and stomps on it, to get it just the way he likes it

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Trans columbo poster in bushwick

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one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder

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Fairly recent columbos (´͈ ૢᐜ `͈ૢ)

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I'm watching Columbo for the first time and I've said this to my friends but this show is the opposite of Breaking Bad. Everything I've heard about this show from Tumblr is 100% accurate. Lieutenant Columbo really is a funny little guy who everyone thinks is an idiot and says "my wife" and "just one more thing" every other scene. I'm enraptured.

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Columbone