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hey, don't cry. marbled polecat, ok?

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Villagers

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gettin sillay on my mama

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thinking about this doctor who christmas bumper where david tennant looks visibly pissed that they aren't letting him go home until he films the doctor who christmas bumper

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Do you condemn the grinch's attack on whoville

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how am i supposed to live on the planet with this

had the horrifying realization earlier that kangaroos are marsupials convergently evolved into humans

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had the horrifying realization earlier that kangaroos are marsupials convergently evolved into humans

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there was probably a caveman 100000 years ago named netflix. we'd never know

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the best online drama i've ever seen was a twitter callout for someone who was having sex with rollercoasters but over the course of the post it became increasingly clear that the person authoring the callout was also "dating" the roller coaster in question and was angry at being cheated on

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my doctor who oc jason ☝️ she's just there to look like rachel talaylay and do butch4butch sexual friendship shit with the doctor 👍

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Did you ever play Evodragon? That game you just mentioned reminds me of it. I loved that neopets clone in 2011, even though the forums were batshit and the art wasn't that great in retrospect. I can find almost no trace of it on the internet

I did! I don't remember it quite as well as sorpiland unfortunately, but definitely got a little jolt of nostalgia from the world map and white dragon. I used to go down lists of virtual pet sites and join them all because i was so enamored with them, so I've probably played basically any one of them people can think of at some point or another

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the only thing i have left of sorpiland, an exceptionally defunct website, is my favorite pet, Hallow, who i added dragon wings to in ms paint. i imagine this art no longer exists outside of that

when i was a kid i got banned on neopets for being hacked (neopets staff claimed hacking did not exist and I must have provided my password to someone in an attempt to cheat) so i, heartbroken, branched out to different virtual pet sites (many of which are now defunct). my favorite was called sorpiland, which had very little gameplay and was mostly just a forum where people chatted. once i got banned from the sorpiland forums for 3 days for writing and proudly posting the lyrics to my own sorpiland themed cover of kids of america, which the moderator, who had apparently never seen cinematic masterpiece jimmy neutron: boy genius, identified as plagiarism of the jonas brothers cover "kids of the future". another time i got banned for mentioning neopets, which the same moderator referred to as "the N word"

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when i was a kid i got banned on neopets for being hacked (neopets staff claimed hacking did not exist and I must have provided my password to someone in an attempt to cheat) so i, heartbroken, branched out to different virtual pet sites (many of which are now defunct). my favorite was called sorpiland, which had very little gameplay and was mostly just a forum where people chatted. once i got banned from the sorpiland forums for 3 days for writing and proudly posting the lyrics to my own sorpiland themed cover of kids of america, which the moderator, who had apparently never seen cinematic masterpiece jimmy neutron: boy genius, identified as plagiarism of the jonas brothers cover "kids of the future". another time i got banned for mentioning neopets, which the same moderator referred to as "the N word"

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The Oakland Post Enquirer, California, May 7, 1931

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White-tipped Sicklebill (Eutoxeres aquila)

© Pablo Ortega

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it's really important to keep tabs on all sorts of corners of the internet so you don't miss out on things like "someone just robbed an indie fantasy sex toy artist of all their dildos, an amount that likely constitutes grand theft"