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What do the cuties do if we flash them mid argument 🤭

LOOOOOL well, it depends on what kind of flashing we're talking about 😭 ... i'm assuming that it's the classic titty flash (gender neutral) HAHAHA

artemis would completely forget what they're arguing about because woahhhh chest... but then they'll come to their senses after a second and be like, "wh— HEY!! that's not— that's not fair, what the hell are you doing?!" (they know that you know that they're a chest person... just so evil!!) they would try to be mad about it but that would really shut them up lmfao. the argument would end there, but they would probably bring up whatever you two were arguing about later so there could actually be a solution. they'll probably preface this discussion by being like, "you have to keep your shirt on this time, please..." and maybe they wouldn't be mad if you took your shirt off later as a reward for resolving the problem 😁 hehehe

kurou would get upset with you because you're not taking the argument seriously, but now he's just going to want to punish you for not taking the argument seriously. be prepared for him to take his anger out on you in bed (or literally wherever you are, he really doesn't gaf) for the next hour!!!! he'll forgive you for whatever the two of you are disagreeing about after you're both all tired out lolol

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Which of the cast would be most willing to give a piggyback ride (given they are capable of doing so)

Asking for a friend

this is so cute lololol okay so here's the list from most to least willing:

mordag (she's stronger than she looks)

odina (she won't be able to hold you for more than 5 minutes but she'd love to do it)

kolia (she's the strongest out of everyone and would be able to carry you the longest)

kurou (he'd bitch about it extensively when you ask, in typical kurou fashion, but he'd do it)

artemis (they'll instantly snap in two if they try to pick up anything over 50lbs. weak little moth)

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sighs dreamily kurou

ive been simping for him too hard recently so I hope he trips and falls and artemis laughs at him

this is absolutely killing me holy shit. i think you've captured the way most kurou truthers feel about him LMFAOOOOO like he needs to be put in a frying pan and stir fried to crispy perfection. he needs to be chewed on like a really tough piece of steak. he must be eaten.

i do also like to think that artemis laughs at all of kurou's misfortunes, but that's only because kurou does the exact same thing to them. what a loving friendship.

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ive read your kurou x reader story so say please like 3 times and each time I'm so pleasantly flustered, dom kurou could could tell me to bark if I wanted to cum and I would

i literally have nothing to say to this but YAAAY!!! i love that people love dom kurou, i think he's so gross and evil and sexy and needs to be locked up in a cage. it's the best. i haven't written a dom kurou fic in a really long time (now that i'm thinking about, i haven't written a fic in general in a long time...) but i think it may be time to bring it back. a couple months ago i posted a snippet of a dom kurou fic that i was writing and since then i've added quite a bit to it, so here's more snippets if you care to read them :3

he doesn't tell you to bark lol (something can be done about this) but he is annoying in the sexiest way possible which i think is just as good HAHAHA

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Kolia nsfw alphabet? 🫣

omg this is crazy because i never thought anyone cared to know about any of the other characters’ sexual tendencies aside from artemis and kurou LOL!!! honestly i haven’t thought about this kind of stuff with many of the side characters… but here, let me give it a go :P kolia… get hit with the sex beam!!!!!!

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

kolia is a domtop that often likes to do bdsm play, so aftercare for her is really important, especially for her partner. she doesn’t laze around much after sex unless her partner is really into cuddling afterwards (which secretly she does like very much) because she’s taking her time to make sure that her partner is all clean and situated well.

as for her demeanor, i would say that she’s very gentle and loving after sex, especially after a long play. she likes to give a bunch of chaste kisses while cleaning up. she gets mushy, hahaha.

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

her favorite body part on herself would be her arms! she goes to the gym regularly, and even if her baggy shirts always cover her build, she’s rather strong. it’s pretty sexy hehehe. when she wears tank tops and stuff— a rare occurrence— her friends like to make her flex, which she loves to do even if she acts like she doesn’t.

on her partner… she loves boobies 😁 this is a bit of a side tangent, she heavily prefers women. she would call herself a lesbian for all intents and purposes, but there are some exceptions. very, very few exceptions, but there are some. ask me about my 50k multi-chapter kukodina longfic that only exists in my head lololol

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

she cums quickly, fast enough to make her embarrassed sometimes. to prolong this, often times she’ll focus all her attention on her partner so she can save her stamina for when it really matters. luckily, she can go a couple times.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

she’s in love with odina LOOOOOOOL she’s in love with odina and thinks about her every time that she gets off. but she would never want to admit this or tell odina even if her feelings are incredibly obvious because she’s reason why they’re not in a relationship (commitment issues— odina talks about this a little bit when you ask about kolia in the house show scene).

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i’d say that she has a pretty average level of experience. she’s had a couple of girlfriends throughout the years, but at this point in the game’s timeline, she’s been single for some time. she doesn’t like to sleep around, though, so all that she knows is from her time in relationships.

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

any position that’s good for eating pussy!!!

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

she’s generally pretty serious, unless she’s like so horribly in love with whoever she’s having sex with. in that case, she can be convinced to take things not too seriously, but whenever she’s doing a play, she likes to keep things nice and tight, you know?

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

kolia doesn’t shave, because like what for? but she does keep things trimmed and tidy because she feels it to be annoying after some time.

i regret to inform everyone that her bush is NOT bright orange… it’s a very dark shade of orange, dark enough that it looks brown. charming regardless, i think.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

she can be really romantic, which many of her past partners have found very sweet ^_^ she’s quite the attentive lover, and even thought she does like to do some bdsm play, none of it is particularly too hard. she doesn’t get too sappy though. that’s generally reserved for after everything’s finished.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

kolia doesn’t have a very high libido, but whenever she’s does get horny, it hits her like a TRUCK. she doesn’t like watching porn because it feels too fabricated and disingenuous, so often times she’ll concoct some elaborate fantasy involving some celebrity she has a crush on or, more often times, odina, then put a magic wand to her clit until she cums herself dry.

she does always try to keep it quick though, because she lives at home with her parents, kixis, and her younger brother thadri. because of this, she’s adopted the tendency to be very quiet while having sex.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

oh, this is a good one!! here they are in order of most preferred:

biting

bondage, but particularly rope restraints

high heels and stockings

literally any type of nipple or tit play

overstimulation

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

she’s not too adventurous, so she wouldn’t want to do anything too risky if she can help it, but because she lives at home, she never wants to have sex at home. her favorite place would be her partner’s house, first and foremost, but after that, she could have sex anywhere else if convinced enough.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

red lingerie & undergarments, biting lips/fingers/objects in flirtation, low cut shirts and push-up bras, cute sexy costumes, eating pussy, any sort of teasing over the phone, kissing with tongue, boobs!!!!!

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

don’t touch her snakes during sex, like ever. it’s super weird to her and it will turn her off instantly.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

she looooves oral, giving much more than receiving, but she won’t complain lol. she’s pretty good with her fingers, but she prefers using her mouth most of the time if she can help it.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

kolia definitely takes her time with things. because of how quickly she cums, she has a tendency to drag things out in order to postpone the inevitable, hahaha. but she can be rough with it if you want her to be. she’s flexible— even though she’s the type to be more dominant, she pays a lot of attention to the desires of her partners in order to make the experience the best for everyone!

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

she’s doesn‘t like having quickies if she can help it, because there’s something about sitting with that tension and arousal all day that makes the release feel so much better. but if she had a partner that needed it like RIGHT NOW she would bend. since she doesn’t have the highest libido, she generally doesn’t crave them though.

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

she’ll experiment, but risks? not so much. with a lot of things, it’s that she likes it or she doesn’t, and she often won’t explore different things unless encouraged by someone. she likes to stay where it’s comfortable.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

like i said before, she doesn’t last very long, but she makes up for it in how many times she can go for, which can be up to four if there’s enough cooldown time. since she likes to spend a lot of time giving attention to her partners, her lack of ability to hold back her orgasm doesn’t matter much after some time.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

yes! she only has a wand, mostly because she fears that if she had anything more than that, one of her family members would find out (paranoia from living at home all her life lol), but she’ll buy other toys to keep at her partner’s place. she typically prefers to use toys on her partner, but if there’s one that she can use on both her and her partner at the same time, she likes that too :-)

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

she’s not too much of a teaser, actually! often times, the attention she gives to her partners is more of an indulgence rather than a tease, if that makes sense. she doesn’t mind being teased though, hehehe.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

she’s very quiet!! because she’s spent all her life jacking off at home (LMFAO), she’s not a loud person, not unless you really get her going and made her cum a couple times. even then, she doesn't make too much noise. just lots of whining, hahaha.

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

she mostly owns boy shorts and boxer type underwear because they're the most comfortable, but sometimes when dressing up for point pleasant shows or big presentations at work, she'll wear nice cute lacy underwear to boost her confidence. this works for her very well, it's quite cute.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

hmm... there actually isn't much to note about kolia aside from the tattoo that she has on her abdomen (which you see during the concert scene). other than that, she's got quite a few moles in some cute fun places :P

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

pretty low, honestly! her desire for sex (and romance by extension) is generally not the highest, so often times she considers herself functionally asexual lol. however, if she has a partner that's very interested in having sex, she's comfortable with going along with it and does enjoy herself quite a bit. because of this, she doesn't initiate much, but she'll be enthusiastic if prompted.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

she never falls asleep afterwards!! typically right after sex & cleanup she'll smoke a cigarette (lmfao), gaze wistfully out the window, kiss her partner on the forehead, then continue about her day. she'll only fall asleep if it's at night, but even then she needs to have her post-sex cigarette.

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HEY YOU GUYS SHOULD PLAY CC (by @nyewclear).... Anyways look at my freaks (finally posting my cc art here)

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this drawing is SOOO old but i just got my wrist tattooed so i cant rlly draw rn LMAO… cant believe i never posted it here though??

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If mc wasn't part of the equation, is there a chance that kurou and Artemis could've got together at some point offically?

genuinely? absolutely not. i answered that kurotemis ask recently that basically just detailed how the entirety of their potential romantic and/or sexual relationship would be built upon incredibly horny guilt and shame. i fear that they wouldn’t be able to get over the fact that what they’re doing is Wrong and Weird and Definitely Shouldn’t Be Happening Because Best Friends Shouldn’t Do This. they would freak themselves out about it.

if mc didn’t exist, i think neither kurou nor artemis would ever be able to admit to anyone that they feel some type of way about the other. i think it would be something that would be very buried, even though they both get this sense that the other also feels some type of way. i think there would be a very real fear of destroying the friendship if they ever did act upon anything, something that’s terrifying because the two of them are SO close. the thought of trying a relationship out only for them to realize that they’re incompatible in some way would be devastating. and the BAND… the friend group… yeah, they could never do it.

maybe one of their friends (mordag or kolia, probably) would notice their tension and bring it up in an attempt to get them to address it, but i don’t think either of them would ever admit their weird gay feelings for their best friend out loud.

i think the only way it would work is if the two of them weren’t friends at all. like, if they had just felt that little something between them in their first couple meetings and started to fuck around, i think it could work. i think in that scenario, they could even break up and be friends, i think, but it can’t be the other way around. does that make sense?

anyways… to me, kurotemis is like incredibly repressed doomed t4t yaoi that shouldn’t ever happen for the sake of everyone around them, but i let it happen in like an alternate universe in my head because wow by god they would be sexy together!!!

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What’s up! What are some of the characters biggest pet peeves??

kurou:

when places that should be quiet aren’t quiet

bad table manners

wearing shoes inside/on the bed/on the couch

people with no sense of timeliness

artemis:

when waiters ask them what diana wants on her behalf when she’s right next to them and could answer the question herself

people putting their stuff in the seat next to them on the bus

having weird opinions about and behavior towards homeless people

not being able to use a computer

odina:

interrupting her when she’s talking

being asked to repeat herself

people with no voicemail boxes or voicemail boxes that are full

when businesses don’t have social media accounts or websites

kolia:

commercials of all types

lights not being turned off when no one is in the room

not using your turn signal

not waiting for someone when they’re pausing to tie their shoe

mordag:

when people listen to albums on shuffle

microwaving water for tea

people playing music out loud on public transportation

having someone reach something for her when she didn’t ask for help

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Do you have any drawings of Ximena?? I'm so curious about her it's bewildering...

yes, actually! i drew this doodle a little bit ago. she mostly lives as a concept in my head since i haven’t needed to draw her for anything, but i hope to actually do some bigger sketches of her at some point.

she’s a cadejo, which is like a central american supernatural dog spirit! she’s either mexican or nicaraguan, i haven’t decided yet.

i did realize recently is that both artemis and kurou have latina dog ex-girlfriends, HAHAHA. artemis has yaritza, who’s puerto rican and a werewolf, and kurou has ximena. it was killing me when i discovered this. i like to believe that they both bonded over this when they first met lololol 😭

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how would the coffee cast hold your bag/drink ?

such a cute question! i find that how someone holds another person’s personal effects says a lot about them. very cute hehe

artemis is quite polite in this regard, but also will be eager to hold anything of yours because they’re in love with you and will do anything you ask them to do lol. they’re polite in the sense that they’ll be very patient and well-behaved while holding your things. they aren’t the type to start digging through your stuff or sipping on your beverage.

kurou, on the other hand, loves to bitch a little before holding on to anything of yours, but after that he’ll hold on to your stuff like it belongs to him. leave him alone too long with your drinks in particular and he’ll start slurpin on them. but he really does like holding your bag, especially if you wear little purses HAHAHA like him in his big huge baggy jeans and tiny little shirt and your handbag on his shoulder like yaassss he loves it even if he complains a bit before taking it.

odina is also more than happy to hold your things and she has a great girl grip LOL she can hold so much in one hand— and she often talks with her hands— so she’ll hold all your things in one hand and gab very enthusiastically with her other hand. she often is already carrying a bunch of stuff around with her, so it’s a bit of a juggle, but she gets it done.

kolia will hold your things because she’s nice, even if she doesn’t show it. she always holds drinks from the top though instead of the sides. no one knows why she does this, but she always does. sometimes she gets unlucky and will spill whatever she’s holding because of this LOOOOL she tries hard to act nonchalant about it but deep down she’s humiliated.

mordag will actually try her best not to hold your things, mostly because her skin is kind of clammy and/or slimy depending on the weather. she’ll hold your drinks if they’re cold, that way you can’t tell her clamminess from the cup’s condensation, but she’ll try not to hold your bags and things out of fear she’ll get her weird ooze all over them, especially when it’s really hot out.

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Just finished playing Cryptid Coffeehouse and i think my brain exploded Like 5 Times. Just Had to Draw them. Artemis is so cute i cant TvT

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pov ur odina

lil kolia doodle from memory

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Someone a bit ago asked how the hctavters would react to a crybaby MC, and that made me wonder how they would react to an irritable MC.

Not angry like how kurou gets angry and throws a tantrum and yells at everybody

But the kind where you can obviously tell and hear that they are angry but they are trying to remain calm and civil when speaking to someone but as soon as they are alone or even just not talking to someone anymore they punch whatever they are angry at till it breaks/their hands are too brusied to continue

Or they just cry.

This is obviously very targeted and specific, and I'm not going to pretend like it's not. This question is for me and me alone.

I like to think that my MC is usually pretty kind and polite as well, so the contrast between that and when they get angry would be such a shift in how they normally act it would be surprising or even concerning depending on the character.

Like.. Imagine you meet someone super polite like.. holds the door for people, says 'pardon me', offers to help carry strangers groceries kind of polite.

And that same person literally trashes their house and breaks like 5 dishes because they had a bad day, and stubbing their toe was the final straw

here's the ask about the crybaby mc, for anyone that's wondering.

this is a really good question, actually, and if we're looking at it from the perspective of the cuties (artemis and kurou), i think we'd get some very different reactions. i genuinely don't think artemis would be able to handle someone like this, as they're kind of delicate and would be wildly thrown off if they saw you like this, especially if their impression of you is that you're kind and polite most of the time. seeing you angry for the first time would freak them out, probably.

kurou, on the other hand, would be able to handle it, because, yeah, he does throw tantrums sometimes. he's also the type to put himself in physically harmful situations... like if you were breaking shit and punching at stuff, he'd be fine with stepping in the middle of it. he would tackle you if he had to lol even if that didn't make anything better. i’m not sure if this relationship would be very healthy hahaha with two hotheaded individuals, but kurou would try his best for as long as he could.

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Artemis’s trauma makes me want to hold them and tell them that they’re enough babygirl 🥺♥️

you know even though we're just being like sillycute, i genuinely think this would help them a lot, hahaha. i've said before that i like to believe that the player is an instrumental part of their healing journey, regardless of how corny that might be. i think that moment where you hold them in their childhood room when they're sobbing after their argument with nevaeh is one that did a lot for them, even if it's something you don't really think twice about. like, yeah, they have several close friends that would do the same thing for them, but somehow getting treated so delicately by someone who actively chooses to love them every day and put up with them when they're at their rawest is something that really changes them over time.

if anyone isn't familiar with their past, you can read about it in this very long ask from a couple months ago!

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Give us kuroemis crumbs please <3

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!! even if you receive 5 months after asking me (sorry jam </3)

hopefully this answer will open everyone's eyes to the beauty of kurotemis... i love spreading kurotemis propaganda lolol

their entire relationship is built on disgusted horny shame. the intrigue of their relationship is that they're best friends and incredibly close (like, very close. they know each other very well), but they have this weird sexual tension that neither of them know what to do with. they both know that the tension is so wrong and weird, but it's the fact that it feels wrong is what makes the relationship so exciting. i like to believe that they're both very ashamed for wanting each other in a non-platonic way (ESPECIALLY in a sexual way), and that's what makes it so good... like, best friends shouldn't feel like this. because it's so wrong, it feels so good when something finally happens. does that make sense?

i also like to believe that they both feel the homoeroticism that reeks from their relationship (kurou more than artemis, something that i've talked about here). the fact that they're best friends AND roommates AND smoke buddies doesn't really help, and if they ever got together, it would be in the form of an insane probably very unhealthy sexually charged convenience-utationship. whenever they fuck, it's like stupid weird friends with benefits pseudo-hate sex thing. it's so messy and that's what makes it beautiful!!

since we're here, i'll share a couple bits of this incredibly shame-ridden kurotemis fic i was writing back in april. they're so good and so terrible for each other.

also, here are some tweets that are very kurotemis to me: this and this and this and this!

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okay, so it seems like i'm just doing these afterparty dlc updates every three-ish weeks now?! rip to the multiple-times-a-week attempt... BUT WE MOVE WITH DILIGENCE!

once again i've been very busy, but in the past three days i've been overcome with a disease-like urge to write and i've written so much. i am very pleased to announce that the diner scene of the prologue ia now complete!!! we're now onto the third and last scene of the prologue: the part where everyone goes back to the artehouse and gets inebriated!!!! yippee!!!

over the past three days (combined with whatever scraps i was writing over the past three weeks), i've written just about 10.4k!!!! i think this actually might be the most i've written in one chunk the entire time that i've been writing this dlc... something has possessed me o_o i believe, so far, the dlc is around 27.7k. if i keep working at this pace, i can anticipate the finished prologue to be around 37k.

here are some of my favorite script bits from my latest work!

i've been having a lot of fun with these group scenes because during the course of the main game, there actually isn't too much interaction with the friend group as a whole. we get an idea of the dynamic, but i really want to make it real, you know? especially the easy back-and-forth kurou and artemis have. i feel like the main game doesn't allow for them to really be solidified as best friends, so i'm happy to be able to get that chance now! there are lots of cute and fun friend shenanigans in this so far.

here's what the script currently looks like. it's a monster now... quickly growing out of control...

hopefully this motivation won't go anywhere anytime soon and i'll be able to wrap up the living room scene in a timely manner (everyone pray for me). after i finish writing the living room scene, it will be artemis sexy time! yay! finally! literally what i'm writing all this prologue for!! it's kind of funny that there's so much lead up to the actual sex, but the sexual tension in this is very important, hahahaha.

anyways, as i get closer and closer to the most exciting bits of the game, the anonymous request form for those very bits is still open! once i get started with writing the nsfw portion, i'll close up the form, so get your requests in while you can 😛 there have been some very good and nice responses over the past several months, and i can anticipate that i'll be writing the majority of them in hehe.

okay!!! that's today's update :3 until next time!