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First time playin D&D Pt.2

Dm as quest giver: “I’m getting annoyed” he starts to walk off

Patty: I run over to him and pick him up

Dm: roll for intimidation

Patty: *rolls a 20*

Dm: yeah he’s scared shitless

Patty: “DO YOU LIKE MY CHICKEN HAROLD?!”

Quest giver: “WH- I- yes!”

Patty: “ARE YOU LYING TO ME?”

Quest giver: “no!”

Patty: “ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT SO I DON’T HIT YOU?”

Quest giver: “y-.. yes..”

Patty: I throw him into a wall

Dm: strength check

Patty: *rolls a 23*

Dm: yeah, you throw him so hard he’s knocked unconscious and he’s bleeding.

Justin: “Why did you do that??”

Patty: “cause I can” i go and chop his table clean in half

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First time playin D&D

Dm: the shop is closed but there’s a small house on top

Patty(me): I run into the house

Dm: the shopkeeper is in there

Dm as the shopkeeper: “why are you in my house?!”

Patty: I slap him

Dm: perform a strength check

Patty: *rolls a 16*

Dm: You slap him unconscious onto the floor, his daughter sees this and runs to grab cops or somethin

Patty: I walk over and rip his door off, then run outside to join the rest of the party

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D&D characters for future post

Characters for future reference

Patty: Goliath/Barbarian/ only male

Justin: halfling/bard/

Winona?: dark elf/ rogue

Niffy: gnome?/ ranger

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Had him make me some cereal

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Look at da masta chef

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I'm always in your corner mate Like I am the corner

Nick

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I’m up for some end

Nick while texting

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Your move, creationists. (via dysplacement)

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Rad space stuff

Hail the Hexagon…

The full light of our sun allowed the Cassini spacecraft to capture this image of Saturn’s hexagonal polar jet stream, but the sun does not provide much warmth. In addition to being low in the sky (just like summer at Earth’s poles), the sun is nearly ten times as distant from Saturn as from Earth. This results in the sunlight being only about 1 percent as intense as at our planet. 

The view was obtained at a distance of approximately 560,000 miles (900,000 kilometers) from Saturn. Image scale is 33 miles (54 kilometers) per pixel.

More info: https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/jpl/pia21327/hail-the-hexagon

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Too many Nicks

Teacher: what's the answer to the problem nick?

Me: the answe-

Teacher: No the other nick

Tall Nick: oh uh the answer is-

Teacher: NO THE OTHER NICK

Little Nick: why would I know?

Teacher: *violent screaming*

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Chemistry class

Me: I'm gonna eat that soap

Raven: Don't eat that soap

Me: Too late already ate it

Raven: why are you this way?

Me: I do what I want!

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Every time I stepped into the Chem lab last year

I think I’ve worked there too 😂.

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Long time no see

I've not been active in a while and I guess now's as good a time as any to come back. I'll try to start posting at least every other day.

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Good morning, or day, or evening

Just woke up and I had a thought, why do we call them pineapples, they aren’t apples at all they’re just a bunch a berries that fused and became one.

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random thought

Does anyone else sometimes wonder what their friends are eating for dinner?

No? just me?

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Woah, I was not prepared to think this hard

Freedom

Do you ever have the sudden realisation that you have the freedom to do anything? Like, right now, if you wanted to, you could just get up in the middle of class and walk out. People would tell you to stop but you have the freedom to not listen to them. I’m not talking about like American freedom, I’m talking about personal freedom. Authority��is just a concept. You could go burn down a field. The only things stopping you from doing anything is physical force and the power of your own morals. How strong are your morals? What is stopping you from committing horrendous crimes? Is it the physical force of authority? Or is it your own mind?