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Funny how this could actually happen now since Makeship just opened up orders for a p.AI.ter plush

Shhhh don't tell Urbanshade

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This is amazing, hell yeah Greek Gods

Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the "wrong" genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we've always been here and we've always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, "Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it's cool." and that is fucking awesome

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Does Tumblr have a message for me on my birthday? 🤔 no? Okay then have a nice day

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Me realizing that I should share my website portfolio here so people can see my art:

Now I just gotta figure out how to pin this post...

Update: I figured it out and realized I need to tag this for traction

Ps: Thank you Tumblr for being so easy to use

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WHY DID YOU EAT THE WAX

lovely then yk how this goes.

You're lactose intolerant don't even

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Please don't test it out

lovely then yk how this goes.

You're lactose intolerant don't even

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I did not know that people can stop being lactose intolerant

lovely then yk how this goes.

You're lactose intolerant don't even

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lovely then yk how this goes.

You're lactose intolerant don't even

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ever heard of exploding kittens

I actually own the game

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Hey man.. Watch out for Sporks raining from your ceiling today, okay? Wouldn’t want you to get hit! <3

You wouldn't dare

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What if I blow up your spork sword

I'll make a cat sword

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Maybe I am, maybe I'm not

I'm going to activate your autism

Batfam

what do you wanna know. are you a cop.

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Say that I bombed your house and then gave you an obscene amount of sporks. Lifetime sporks. Unlimited opportunities. What would you build? A home? A career?

I would build the house you just bombed and then a spork sword to fight you for bombing my house

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How are your feelings on sporks?

>:[

(sporks are actually my favorite utensil funnily enough)

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Hey buddy.. You totally don’t know me… but like, REAALLYYY random question!! What would you do if I gave you sayyyy, 500 sporks? Right now? Shipped to your house and at your door this very moment??

I will rally my army of extendable forks and fight back

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Shhhh don't tell Urbanshade