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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you
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I figured I'd do a little garden utdate!
May and June have been pretty cold and wet this year, so not much is in bloom yet, but I'm very excited to see what July brings! Especially with my new Austin roses!🌟
We are renting this space, so we are not allowed to put anything into the ground permanently, but I'm pretty happy with what I have in containers so far.
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched


Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
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Hello Mr. Boot, you appear to have been reblogged in sticker form on a city bus in Reykjavík, Iceland

OH MY GOD?
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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
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i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions
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reassuring texts to receive from a friend in EMT training

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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot
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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to
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