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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

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If the mofusands have magical powers… could we possibly request a happy Lando and Oscar? I think they need it for spa!! <3

I AGREE i'm still carrying this weird uncomfy feeling since silverstone HELP anyways let's retreat to the Tender Abu Dhabi Waist Hold as consolation. thank you to @daydreamsharry for brainstorming cute landoscar mofusand ideas w me and suggesting this one!!

request an f1 mofusand cat! | stickers and more on redbubble!

[nyx-genderfluid-bean]

If the mofusands have magical powers… could we possibly request a happy Lando and Oscar? I think they need it for spa!! <3

I AGREE i'm still carrying this weird uncomfy feeling since silverstone HELP anyways let's retreat to the Tender Abu Dhabi Waist Hold as consolation. thank you to @daydreamsharry for brainstorming cute landoscar mofusand ideas w me and suggesting this one!!

request an f1 mofusand cat! | stickers and more on redbubble!

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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

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new one

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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the Ice War on Europa...

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Nonstick broom

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Are you someone:

Who needs to plan everything before doing it?

Who freestyles everything and sees how it goes?

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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

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people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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don’t let the fact red bull have sacked horner over the fact the team was underperforming distract you from the fact they stood by his side when he was very clearly guilty of sexual misconduct towards a female staff member and they said and did nothing. it will always be fuck red bull racing.

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Seeing you had stickers now made me be buying things at 9:30 am and I'm not even DRESSED

- sebcedes anon (who obviously ordered the ADHD Lewis with his scooter, and also the teacup Lewis, and also gabico)

omg sebcedes anon ily sooooo much!!! thank you for buying your cuties as stickers, i hope you enjoy them!! 🧡🧡🧡