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guy named brussel:

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

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Apparently in the top .29%

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

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AWESOME COVER ART done by @scenegraph RAAHHHHHHH

Hello everyone. some of you may remember that i spent the past year writing a mega man battle network fanfiction. it was pretty funny and all but there was one hitch. the hitch is called "my neurodivergence has not slowed"; aka, "i had too many ideas, so i decided to write a another one."

this is Mega Man Battle Network: Cross Shadows, the sequel to my previous AU fic Cross Reflection. there's a very squishable AU lan, several more bastard girls, and a tournament (probably). you should maybe read the first one or the spoilery summary at the start of this one if you're interested but this shouldn't be too hard to follow even if you skip if you're feeling particularly brave.

i have now posted the first eight chapters, covering the first scenario and a little bit of the second. Have fun. Yay

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this that shit i have to sell people at cineplex

quitting regular popcorn for a messed up scary kind of popcorn...my twisted mind...

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Have been making an edit of an alpha Ultimate Steve from the Rivals of Aether workshop, forking off and making a lot of edits and changes that goes less Smash-y in nature.

Not completely done as of yet, but Steve's halfway there to being fully complete.

Very rough around the edges.

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in case you were wondering how things went down at the pokemon world championships this weekend:

-during the top 8 of the TCG masters division, chilean player fernando cifuentes was running a gimmick deck that consisted exclusively of four iron thorns ex and a whole ton of control-focused trainer cards in a strategy that either completely shuts down opponents or shits the bed entirely

-through skillful play and some good luck, fernando made it through 2 days in a tournament with over 1100 players to get to the quarterfinals

-fernando lost 2-0 to ian robb, who was running regidrago vstar (widely considered one of the best decks in the current format)

-in an overexuberant victory celebration, ian did what can only be described as a jacking-off gesture, on a stream with tens of thousands of viewers run by a company with very firm player conduct expectations

-the judges determined that this warranted a penalty of game loss, but for some reason, rather than applying it to ian’s next game in the semifinals, they applied it to the one he had just won in the top 8

-(it should be noted that the prize money for making top 8 is $15k while top 4 is $20k, so this jerking gesture cost ian robb $5,000)

-nearly an hour after fernando came to terms with his loss and the end of an impressive run, he was told that he was to get back on stream because he’s now playing in the semifinals due to winning by default

-the player he was up against in the semifinals was playing a deck (miraidon) that happens to get shut down hard by iron thorns’s gimmick, so fernando wins the semifinals

-said player, jesse parker, had notably had an undefeated run throughout the whole tournament up to this point, and likely would have continued that streak had his intended semifinal opponent not gotten a game loss penalty for miming a lewd act on stream

-meanwhile, the other semifinal winner is japan’s seinosuke shiokawa, running a deck (roaring moon) that players had largely written off as underwhelming months ago

-the grand finals are on the following day, so saturday evening was abuzz with a lot of people baffled by the absurdity of the situation

-come sunday afternoon, the grand finals are set to begin, with fernando cifuentes running iron thorns and seinosuke shiokawa running roaring moon

-it should be noted here that the roaring moon deck doesn’t rely very much on abilities, so iron thorns’s gimmick has very little effect - this is basically an even matchup

-fernando wins the first game of the set, and seinosuke wins the second

-the third and final game of the set is a bonafide cheek-clencher, with both players reaching a state where a single KO will win the game, but fernando manages to clinch it at the last minute

-and that’s the story of how a guy pretending to jork it led to the first instance of a pokemon world champion who also lost the quarterfinals

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HIS NAME IS CAVENDISH

Today's Card Is: Joker

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i have also done sonic gijinkas did you know that

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kesha herself appeared to me in a vision and told me to make this

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happy 300 notes to woker post. i never imagined this dumb joke (/positive) would go off this much

they renamed poker to woker. they removed all the face cards because Fuck The Monarchy and renamed the Straight to Gay

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Please don’t scroll past. I’m a disabled afro-native in a Carib family, and we need to escape domestic violence.

I’ll be brief: after a very violent domestic dispute between us (me, my mother, and the children) and our main source of income, we’re left with no way to pay for our life. The police are involved, which left him institutionalized, and us out of luck.

Please, if you have a means of doing absolutely anything for us, you can support our Emergency Grocery goal. Anything helps. If you want to support us on an even greater level, you’ll share and donate to our GoFundMe.

We are scared, tired, and emotionally overwhelmed. You can make our lives a little bit easier, if you have the means.

$0/$8,600.

Thank you! 💖

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ur-1 dynamite guy

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THOSE ARE MY GUYS

Today's Card Is: P.U.N.K. JAM Extreme Session

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embarrassed to ask but I am struggling extremely bad, Im applying and looking for a job every day but I need money for medicine. if you can spare some help I'd appreciate it

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “public transit” 😳💊 you’ll be going wherever you want for an affordable price 💯👨‍💻

me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the bus should have been here by now

random guy at the bus stop with me: the transit app is lying to us