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No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

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deranged, insane, evil, feral, off-putting, appalling, etc

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sun wukong... very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

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tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

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it's so sad to me people only remember han solo as the guy trying to run away, and not the guy from return of the Jedi who woke up ready to fight :c

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also if anyone ever talks to me I will either never leave them alone or forget they exist. this too causes consuming desire towards me

I have this cool power where I don't know how to talk to people about things I just info dump until the other person also does it or leaves and never talks to me again. sometimes they even fall in love with me this way

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I have this cool power where I don't know how to talk to people about things I just info dump until the other person also does it or leaves and never talks to me again. sometimes they even fall in love with me this way

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More like nintendo direct some bitches

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me as a cat

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I hate summer I hate it so fucking much I go outside and I am devoured by bugs and, I overheat, and the sun shoots it's dumb little lasers into my eyes and they burn into bits

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Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains

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Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords