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nyxwolf98 · 3 years
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Horror movies tend to get a bad wrap for the amount of sequels they create, but yet here we are with 9 Fast and Furious movies.
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nyxwolf98 · 3 years
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High schools & colleges that begin with a tough freshman assembly with the message ‘look to right & left - one of you won’t graduate’ actually are telling the freshman class that they have no interest in supporting struggling students and that they’ll let disadvantaged slip through the cracks.
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nyxwolf98 · 3 years
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Commission: @devexus and @grrawesomeness's Gabriel and Rosie
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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does anyone else remember playing that swordfighting game on wii sports resort where you just swung your controller around like a madman wasting the shit out of everyone else in the game until you won
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.
They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.
They left the girl readily.
The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.
She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.
The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.
She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 
Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 
(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)
((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))
The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.
The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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Flight Home
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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Chairs that pull themselves out away from the table
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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Boss made a dollar
I made a dime,
That was a poem
From a simpler time.
Now boss makes a thousand
And gives us a cent
While he’s got employees 
Who can’t pay the rent.
So when boss makes a million
And the workers make jack
Then that’s when we riot
And take our lives back.
#WorkingClassSolidarity
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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if you buy a BMW the guy at the dealership takes you into a back room and starts swinging a watch in front of your face and saying shit like “you want to cross over the double yellow lines to pass that minivan going 5 over the speed limit without using your blinkers sooo badly” over and over
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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Reblog and put in the tags what the maximum temperature you would describe as “very cold” is. 
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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Painting by David Mensing (b.1963, Iowa)
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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cant stop thinking about this comment
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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Inspired by a similar plan in Canada, police in the UK gave out free lollipops at the door of a nightclub to reduce rowdiness after closing time.
The idea was that drunken, late-night clubbers wouldn’t be inclined to shout or cause a disturbance while they were sucking on them. It worked.
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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This guy at my office is talking about how some ~20 unionized workers that operate bridges shut down a huge chunk of the city by lifting the bridges then leaving on a boat until their demands were met and I forgot I was supposed to say "oh that's fucked up" because I was immediately like sick that's dope as hell lmao
Think about how much power labor has. These guys working in big positions talking about the kind of damage some "high school dropouts who ganged up" can do with an edge of fear in their voice
Like sorry you got punked out by these guys you think are below you bitchboy you dont sound very in charge lmao
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nyxwolf98 · 4 years
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to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile
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