“I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has.”
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For myself I am too heavy, and for you too light.
Franz Kafka, Letters To Milena (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
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There’s something about getting advice from dogs that I like. I saved a bunch of these recently, so here’s a dump of most of them.
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I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
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In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”
that spoke to me
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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

life after death
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT
this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
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protect bi kids
protect bi kids who are told “it’s just a phase”
protect bi kids whose parents are hoping they settle into a heterosexual relationship
protect bi kids who are accused of really just being gay
protect bi kids who are told they’re “just doing it for attention”
protect bi kids who are badgered by gross people asking for threesomes
protect bi kids whose identites are constantly dismissed and invalidated
protect bi kids
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How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
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marauders + social media (x)
"You’d think he’d been born on a broom. James says he’s got the look of a Seeker, but then James would."
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me at home: i've been wearing the same sweat pants and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
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