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I just really love all those ships that are like:

Character A: *does anything*

Character B:

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After Lucio got his left arm amputated:

Nadia: How is Lucio??

Julian: (Do not say he's all right. Do not say he's all right. Do not say he's all right. Do not say he's all right.)

Julian: He's......

Julian: (DO NOT SAY HE'S ALL RIGHT. DO NOT SAY HE'S ALL RIGHT.)

Julian: going to be fine.

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Julian: I made coffee with an energy drink instead of water.

MC: How do you feel?

Julian: My heart stopped beating two hours ago.

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🏆 Shout out to Nadia’s twink dad for managing to top at least 7 times in his life. We know it wasn’t easy, sweetie, you’re a real trooper 🏆

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Julian at 3 AM: MC, you know how people named William go by Will, Bill, or just William, right?

MC, half awake: Mhm.

Julian: Why don't any of them go by Billiam?

MC, still half asleep, processing: ...

Julian: ...

MC, fully awake now, sitting up: Oh my god, you're right. Why DON'T any of them go by Billiam?

Julian and MC, waking Asra up to tell him:

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FAAAAAAAN SERVIIIIIICE

Made by yours truly..If I remember correctly, I heard that some people wanted to see Nadia in Victoria Secret’s ‘Champagne Nights’ bra (which is apperantly 2 FREAKING MILLION DOLLARS), so here ya go!

Was it me? It was probably me.

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someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

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HCs for the main 6 and hella sexual tension, especially when the other shoe drops? What are they like pushed to their limit? How needy do they get? How desperate? How (cough Julian cough) pathetic? And how would they finally break the tension? (Bonus points if it's fat MC being absolutely fucking irresistible)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love this ask (well first of all any fat mc is always gonna be fucking irresistible) Content warning: Lemon

Asra

Asra looooves delayed gratification. 

But even he can only take so much tension. 

First he’ll try to break the tension gently, telling them how they’ve always been irresistible or specific things that he likes about their body and how hot they look. 

Then he’ll pull them into a dark corner of the shop and sink his hands into their waist waiting for them to initiate but when they just wink and walk away he’ll bite his lip and moan a bit. 

Watching MC suggestively straddle a chair or the way their hips move is bad enough but when he notices MC wasn’t wearing underwear that day (and they wink at him when he realizes) its just too much and he walks around half the day trying to talk down his boner.  

Absolutely pushed to the limit though? He begs. “Please, please I…..I need you. I can’t keep waiting. I need you now…please. I’ll do anything you want if you fuck me right now, right here.” He’ll pull them into an alley or back room but from there? its all begging. 

Julian

Sexual tension is the city state and country in which Julian resides.

He gets turned on So easily. Watching MC just go about their day being really hot is enough to turn him on. (The way the curves of their body Move is so hot to him)

So if MC kicks it up a notch? Opening up their shirts, leaning over on his desk, biting their lip, subtle winks and casually telling him that hes being good? Anything involving their thighs? He is red and barely coherent in minutes. 

It doesn’t take long for him to absolutely become desperate. He tries the bravado act for a hot second. Opening his shirt and fluffing his chest hair and giving them that devious smile. 

But if they build the tension instead of giving in? He’s been walking around half hard all day? Oh he gets absolutely pitiful. 

He tries to pin them against a wall but sinks to his knees begging, “Please please, anything. I -, please- I can’t stand it anymore- Take me, use me, please, please.”  he may or may not tear up a little, desperately hovering his hands over their body

Nadia

Nadia is used to public sexual tension, its part of how she expresses her dom feelings.

But she does like to eventually actually get to the fucking, and when she cant and the tension just builds, she constantly loses her train of thought. 

MC might be sitting in a corner chair in her meeting, biting their lip and running their hand over their plush body very discretely. and Nadia just totally zones out of whatever her tasks at hand are. 

MC: “Oh, let me get that for you.” *bend and snap*  (it works on Nadia)

She gets desperate but not in a begging way. She will be able to focus on nothing but pulling MC aside and working them over as soon as she can. 

She doesn’t have a very high tolerance for how long intense sexual tension without gratification can last, she can and will tell everyone to get out of the salon and practically rip her and MC’s clothes off before the door’s finished shutting. 

Muriel

Sexual tension, as like most things, makes him blush HARD

Muriel thinks everything about MC is hot (esp Fat!MC) so when their clothes are a little tighter, a little shorter. Maybe they’re walking around without a shirt on, it flusters him. 

But when they start Working at it? Little winks and lip bites, bending over a little slower than they need to, running their hands over their body or stretching in a very sexy way? our man is SWEATING

He STRONGLY considers leaving to go rub one out himself. 

But if he doesn’t? He’s gentle about it. Gently rubbing up against them and biting his lip to let them know that Message Received. 

I think MC would be pushed to THEIR limit of how much they can tease him because they love him and like seeing him flustered and turned on but they don’t want him to go deal with it alone (feeling like he doesnt deserve it) and when they give him the All Clear to fuck, he disrobes so fast you’d think his clothes just evaporated. 

Portia

Portia would absolutely explode.

She notices MC flirting and their winks and lip bites and the way they move their body immediately and she is Immediately turned on. 

She ups the sexual tension too and teases just as hard, not knowing it’ll come back to bite her with how long she’ll have to wait.

Everything else in her head goes away except wanting to fuck MC (she’s dropping stuff, walking into walls, the works)

She tries to pull MC into secret passageways but when they just give her a kiss on the neck and disappear she can barely take it.

When shes pushed absolutely to her limit she Takes Charge. She gets MC in a room alone with her, pins them against a wall, and essentially goes “Are you going to keep leading me on all day or are we finally going to do this?” 

Lucio

Count “Immediate Gratification” Lucio

He would NOT handle sexual tension well at all. MC teasing him and being sexy and subtle touches and winks and running their hands over their body or spreading their legs from the other side of the room? 

He would be SO whiny about it, it doesnt matter where they are or who else is present, he would be whiny.

Then he would try the Act, yknow, throwing his shirt open and that smirk, making himself very inviting. All he’d be doing is upping the tension. 

Making the first move? Only to have them nip his neck and slink away so he’s left half hard and wanting more? 

The last stage of Lucio’s Sexual Tension Grief is begging. How this man would beg. Throwing himself at their feet saying that he will do anything if they take him right now. What do they want? Do they want to rough him up? do they want him to pleasure them from head to toe while they relax? Anything they want they can have…as long as they have him. 

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Nadia is absolutely gorgeous

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how each of the main 6 screwed up during a date with you

asra: escorted you home, left, and came back because he briefly forgot that you both lived there

nadia: made a sweeping hand gesture over a candle at dinner and caught her sleeve on fire

julian: proposed WAY too early in the relationship

muriel: tripped over nothing and after you helped him up you looked away for like 0.5 seconds and he was just. gone. and you had to go back to his house to find him and tell him he had nothing to be embarrassed about

portia: tried to show you a cool bug but it flew directly into your mouth

lucio: picked a fight with a cop and now you’re both in jail… again

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Request: LITERALLY ANY NADIA CG I COULDN’T CARE LESS WHICH I JUST LOVE HER

I FEEL YOU, SHES BREATHTAKING

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every time someone draws doctor julian “ilya” devorak with a small cute little nose it is an act of VIOLENCE and i will not STAND for it 

draw him with a big ass nose you COWARDS

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I drew this because… oh, well, did I really need a reason to?? 

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How about a beach day with the main 6? It could be Modern AU or just regular, whatever you want.

I’m going to assume this is like “all 6 are together on the beach” 

content warning for alcohol

Find Asra in his Signature cutoff jorts, crocs, heart shaped sunglasses and open hawaiian shirt

He brings snacks and drinks some sort of floating tube and an umbrella, (can’t forget the snacks). 

Muriel is begrudgingly there largely because Asra never remembers sunscreen and needs help carrying the umbrella. 

He wears camo swim trunks and flip flops with the thick straps and nothing else. 

Nadia has a beautiful one piece cutout bathing suit, a beach chair, two towels, an umbrella, spf 50, and her hair up in a gorgeous braid. 

Portia is in a bikini and she has her hair as up as it can go. She considers making sure Julian wears sunscreen her solemn responsibility. 

She brings a towel and LOTS of sunscreen and a volleyball!

Lucio is wearing one of these thongs.

He brings a cooler full of water bottles of vodka, M&M and nothing else. 

Asra grabs a bag of doritos and sits on his floaty tube and relaxes

Muriel periodically swims out and drags him back close to shore when he floats too far out (Asra never notices) 

Portia brings out a paint roller to put sunscreen on Julian

But not before Asra, Nadia, and Lucio write words in sunscreen on him and let him get a light burn so it shows up. 

Nadia grabs one of Lucio’s vodka bottles thinking its water; she drinks it with a straight face anyway. 

Muriel and Nadia tell Lucio to not let his dogs crap on the beach. 

Portia splashes anyone who comes near her, but she loves spending most of the day in the ocean. 

She even convinces nadia to come in the water AND put her head under (Portias gonna be the one helping her fix her hair anyway) 

Lucio tries to get people to play volleyball so he can show off (he faceplants More Than Once)

Muriel won’t play but the throws the ball back to Lucio when it goes out of the court once, it knocks the wind out of him. 

Muriel and Portia build a sandcastle together

Asra builds a Sand Phallus (Nadia is not amused but Lucio and Julian pose with it) 

Julian tries to go in the water once and somehow ends up with a crab attached to his toe, Muriel has to carry him out of the water. 

Muriel spends most of the day eating snacks and being mildly amused at everyone’s antics. 

He takes pity on M&M when they run into the ocean and get covered in seaweed and helps pick it off of them. 

Lucio ends up getting hangry and tired because of the sun the quickest. 

Portia periodically VERY dramatically empties sand out of her bathing suit. 

By the end of the day, Lucio and Julian are bright red, regardless of sunscreen. Nadia and Muriel have a slight tan but didn’t burn, Asra is sunburned but only the front of him, and Portia is freckled but not particularly burned. 

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No one:

Like literally fucking no one:

Literally no one ever:

Me: Plague doctors are the PEAK of sexual appeal