Creative Writing Major - Jethro, my lovely cactus, has passed away. RIP August 2015 - Too Old - They/He Pronouns (Xe/Hu/It ok too)
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The reason we blow up fireworks isnt from celebration it’s to scare the Founding Fathers back to their grave and stop them from rising from their grave to feed off the flesh of the free
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Quirky & Cute Matchbox-Cards Help You Profess Your Love & Feelings
Inspired by greeting cards, gift boxes and all things miniature, these tiny “cards” are handmade from real matchboxes at the Brooklyn-based boutique shop3xu. Along with the quirky and funny puns, the element of surprise and love reign high in these small vessels.
Each box contains a hidden message, which is directly tied to the cover. As an alternative to traditional greeting cards, the ingenious creations feel more intimate, personal and affectionate. The handmade aesthetic gives a lovely, cozy and warm effect, which is undeniably cute. You can find their entire collection and more cards suited for other occasions in their Etsy shop.
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Me: Let me go slip into something more... comfortable.
Me: [ comes back wearing a blanket as a cape ]
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geistygeist:
theelderscrotes:
when u gently put ur ear close to ur cat and u hear their motor running…. thats a fine engine, no problems here
A well-tuned cat. All eight cylinders firing together.
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“why are you using men’s body wash” maybe I wanna smell like a fuckin pine tree idk why are you gendering soaps
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Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?
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