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this situation resembles nothing in the history of blorbos. you are scrungly
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oh fuck it’s real. we’re in advanced containment right now
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i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.
Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.
#still haven't caught up with this story past the point where i fell off btw. still just here to moon creepily over michael#the godawful hot takes are mine tbc#also he's not really a ''murderer'' but. he's other things instead
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i fell off almost nowhere shortly after michael's death, and I think it is not entirely incorrect to say that I stopped enjoying it because it was too good
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if i had a nickel for every time azad would get called toxic by anyone who could spend the necessary time understanding the source material, i'd have two nickels
house of leaves / goncharov esque project consisting of the paratext of a nonexistent text where the described-but-unseen source material is an 800 page rulebook for the worst tabletop game you've ever heard of and the paratext is a series of arguments and blog posts generated by insane forum users
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Uh so I made a character bingo if anyone wants to try it (:
#i havent even read the last few chapters#im just here to fawn uncomfortably over this dead child abuser
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#where’s the ‘all of the above’ option
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common ancestor of all bilaterally symmetrical animals is a worm so when you think about it we are just weird fancy worms. this means "would you still love me if i was a worm?" is a meaningless question.
#...trying to make a soviet russia joke about how in worm the eldritch abomination is the worm but in almost nowhere the humans are the worm#but.... humans are also eldritch abominations in almost nowhere?#but more wormlike ones because they're tiny-and-gross horror rather than vast-and-terrifying horror?#idk. this isn't funny.
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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"
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people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works
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autism is like you see a thing and go aw sick but you know what would be even sicker? sorting this into categories and subdivisions
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Aww!! It’s my little babygirl! My beloved!! *I point to the most insufferable man you’ve ever seen*
#aww! it's my little babygirl! my beloved! *i point to the most horrific wretched nightmare that the universe has ever produced*#michael my beloved
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Im not my blorbo's defence lawyer. I'm their rich mom at parent night and for the money I'm paying this place, my little darling treasure gets to bite as many classmates as they like
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tshirt that says "i am normal about the media i enjoy" on the front and "(lying)" on the back
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