Call me kappa. any pronouns. [IC blog for SCP OC O5-9 "Kappa" from the Bastarddome server!]
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So apparently my council is doing things. That doesnt matter though. I think the new pokemon game is good
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POV: You are a hostile Keter SCP and I, an O5, am about to release you into the facility staffed by those under the current control of my coworker because that coworker denied my proposal. I am promising your freedom in return. Little do you know the facility is sealed off and I am lying. I am halfway through giving you full license to kill when my other coworker shows up and yells at me, reminding me of how stupid this entire course of action is and threatening to hand me over to the Ethics Committee for re-education. You are never released from containment. This is called checks and balances of power in the Foundation
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youse guys getting pokemon cock or pokemon balls?
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i wish diamond dogs was real and i could enlist i dont care that i’d die
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science side of tumblr, explain why ‘forever alone’ was shitty from the jump but feels guy is eternal
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youre vibe is rancid. i have to ask you to leave
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o5-10 replied to your post
I will beat you to death myself.
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Hey isnt praxis that thing from the night vale podcast
people ask why wear the uniform everywhere. don’t you have other clothes? well first off all, this carrying capacity is unreal. i just fit three ritter sport into one cargo pocket. mindblowing. unreal. can your ripped jeans take that? didn’t think so. fukcingn civilians.
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#the Foundation makes it too easy sometimes!
When you tell everyone on your public store tumblr that you don’t know what https:// means
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*comes online*
*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*
*fucks off again*
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