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i know, johto boy.

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"seriously?"

"I admit, I really do not understand the fear of Jynx."

Stares.

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(falls from the ceiling) hey green did jynx ever scare you as a kid

"WAGH--!"

THIS GODDAMN GIRL.

"...not as much as you did right now?!"

Mew's sake.

"I used to be really freaked out by it, but now I got used to them--

This isn't me saying I'd want one, tho."

[oakliing]

Do you know what that means? I’ll tell you! 

𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕!

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"Not getting involved.

I don't care enough about Bugs and the reparations are halfway there. The Alola guy and Kris can take care of it.:

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Gym closed because Lance's dog ( Dragonite ) fhrew up ( Hyperbeamed it ).

...well, he wanted an excuse to go on vacation, so... worth it?

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Gym closed because Lance's dog ( Dragonite ) fhrew up ( Hyperbeamed it ).

...well, he wanted an excuse to go on vacation, so... worth it?

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"OKAY YOU'RE GETTING A BATH NOW. HYDROPUMP-"

"Yes I am,"

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"Yes I am,"

"YOU'RE NOT."

[oakliing]

"SOMEONE HAS TO MAKE SENSE HERE!"

"I WAS ASKED. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE."

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"YOU'RE the one who started yapping about what a dragon is or not!"

and if he didn't start. he might as well at this point.

"You practically did."

[oakliing]

[ school of athe-- erm. viridian city. ]

feat/ @dragonplated & @murmursdraconic

[oakliing]

"You practically did."

"No I did not."

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"You're the one who dragged him in for what I care."

"YOU LEAVE BERRY MIXER OUT OF THIS."

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"OKAY DRAGON TAMER TELL THAT TO YOUR FOSSIL AND YOUR LONG FISH!"

sorry Gyarados he loves you but it's a matter of pride now.

"Yeah? You and your non-dragons can't deal with scientific facts? With little old me?? Yeah??? Is this what you're saying????"

"AGAIN I AM NOT A DRAGON TYPE SPECIALIST. I AM A DRAGON OVERALL TAMER."

Also he does in fact have a lot more dragons on hand, that just happened to be his most effective combat team. His casual battle team is more varied.

"I am this close to sending another fucking army. Viridian City doesn't need a gym."

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"At least their Dragon-Type specialist actually know how to use more than two ACTUAL Dragons Pokèmon during the Elite Challenge."

"FUCK HOENN. THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A DRAGON IF IT WALKED UP TO THEM AND DID A TAP DANCE."

Is this a projection on his relationship with Steven? Sure is.

[oakliing]

@truebeginnings

pats his head. calm down?

"I am--

LITERALLY right!!!!"

presidential update: he's not calming down