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if kaidan came out during ME1 it would’ve gone something like this

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we just keep naming bugs like this

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desire to do a thing that requires other people vs. crippling fear of talking to said other people: fight

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getting really sick of the pokemon guy in the jumblr tag ngl

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an oral thermometer takes the temperature of your mouth. a rectal thermometer takes the temperature of your rectum. [confidently] a digital thermometer takes the temperature of your finger.

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guy who sits at the desk across from me has possibly the most obnoxious phone ringtone that ive ever heard: very loud, very repetitive cricket noises. which wouldn't be so bad except that it always takes the guy forever to actually pick his phone up when it rings.

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Is there any celebrity or public figure that you looked up to in childhood only to realize as an adult was a giant POS?

Yes

No

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would like to know how i have perfect reception in what is functionally an underground concrete bunker, but my office on the 12th floor of a building doesn't get shit

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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Transcript: "I’m not. Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

I am on vacation! Answers may not be posted right away--please remain patient.

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We can talk about how there’s definitely a racism/Islamaphobia issue in a lot of Jewish communities without…*flips through notebook* literal saying Jewish people should assimilate and give up their Jewishness (ie cultural genocide)

These antisemites are getting way too comfortable and I don’t like it

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great graphics. 11/10

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somewhere, someone in this office is building another chair. without me.

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man, one person gets attacked by an office chair and now suddenly all the other office chairs are under investigation