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When I first on into the Hellsing Fandom I use to be like "Ew period porn gross!" Now I'm nearly 27 and I couldn't care less.

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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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thinking about the poll about canon vs non-canon ships that didn't define terms, and the current fandom focus on things "going canon," so i made up a scale.

this is NOT a question about whether canon matters to what you ship (or matters at all), just how to define the phrase "canon ship."

many ships start low on the scale and slow burn their way up, so vote for the point when you would have called them "canon." i agonized over the order (especially #4-6) for a day and a half, but i went with the order in which i think joe random with a nielsen ratings box and no tumblr account would notice/call something a romantic relationship.

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GOOD OMENS 2 + book quotes bonus:

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

🎬 Peter Jackson

+ IMDb trivia

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We’re going to go buy a memory foam mattress topper tomorrow and, as a person in my 30s, I am so excited.

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SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995) dir. Ang Lee

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anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful

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Miss Fisher And The Crypt Of Tears (2020) ↳ dir. Tony Tilse

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“Even a Collingwood girl would have to stay for a game like that… to humour an Abbotsford man.”

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (2012-2015) ↳ 2x06 Marked For Murder

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Alan Rickman as Colonel Brandon in SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995) dir. Ang Lee

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