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friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

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I had sex witj covid 19

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I love baseball

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Slimecicle: IM A CREEEEEEEEEEEP, I'M A WERIDOOOOOOO, WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?! [Sobbing] I DON'T BELONG HERE—

Charlie having a completely normal time playing the Sisyphus game.

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snowy

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from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx

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kiwi b ird held so gen tle and sweet . wonderful .

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

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Once you've listened to enough obscure stoner doom metal the albums in your youtube recommendation start toeing the line between "comedy gold" and "images that go hard"

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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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