imagine a bag of trash with the words “handle with care” and “fragile” written on it. that would be me
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how to get the girlfriend;
100 eggs
EAT THE FUCKIN//./. G SANDAL YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHI
ZOOM ZOOM
expand mind 1OO%
?????? vegetables
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why do people say “grow some balls” when they want someone to act tougher? like do you know how weak balls are? you punch someone where the sun don’t shine and they’re going down.
we should say “grow a vagina.” vaginas can take poundings. they bleed every month and never die.
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'how's your love life?'
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I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
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Brown Sugar & Cinnamon Shortbread Cookies
these are EXCELLENT for shipping & gifting!
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