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Magic?

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Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

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me after i post my opinion to tumblr.com and omegaverse-obsessed-otaku with a picrew icon responds with "no. you know what? no. fuck you"

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Every time someone justifies something evil and awful like the oil industry or the salmon farms with “but it provides jobs” I want to scream “FUCK JOBS”. Seriously. Fuck them. Fuck jobs. Fuck them and fuck using them as a bartering chip to destroy the environment and fuck acting like jobs are worth destroying the environment for anyway. 

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y’all talking about people 2-3 years younger than you: ahhh that gen z….i remember the days when i was Young……i can feel myself fading………take the reigns children….

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I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

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“I get it now.”

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anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

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Good lord.

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My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours

Me: gives one (1) pat

Cat: my rest……… it has been,, disturb ed……..I ………..can no longor……lay here…. must go…..

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The Prom, 3.20

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For the second year in a row, despite an email being sent around and a bunch of people agreeing, I am the only one who dressed up for halloween.

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If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

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think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

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u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

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it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality