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still thinking about yesterdya’s nancy, it’s so so good

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Patrick Ennis Artist

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Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat

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As part of an excavation crew, you uncover an old clay vase, and find a genie inside. The genie states that one wish remains. When you ask “why not 3?” the genie states the first wish was for the creation of this universe. When you ask about the second wish, the genie looks very nervous.

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Humans are galactic cryptids. Though benevolent, they are known to appear out of nowhere to shower anything furry, or “Cute” with affection and gifts of food, or technology. They are known by their call, an unintelligible, though strangely affectionate noise - “Whoseagoodbooooy?”

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This prison holds two of the most notorious cop killing dragons…. William and Cousin Chris.

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An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded

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rats can drive cars btw. if u even care