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(goes to the palisades) (suddenly remembers im gay) oh god the fucking wasp
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dream house, 2011
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Watch your fucking back if you run your mouth is all I'm saying
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every piglin in a fifty mile radius turning aggro when my dogshit thirty durability golden boots shatter because i jumped off a one block incline
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i read this post thinking it was about minecraft
beep beep sometimes when you have been in survival mode for a long time the parts of you dedicated to Wanting Things atrophy and you forget how to envision a future that feels rewarding because you are busy with the business of staying alive, and it can seem like your life must be pointless because you can’t imagine any long term goals. sometimes even when you leave survival mode you can’t remember how to Want Things. that doesn’t mean you need to give up on having a good and fulfilling life, it just means that Wanting Things is a muscle you need to gradually strengthen. the part of you that has dreams and aspirations is still there, it just fell asleep, but if you wiggle it enough it can and will regain feeling. it’s okay to start small
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20 years in the future, you and your teenage son looking through a memory book you made…
son: *sees an APJVFF post printed out on paper*
son: what the fuck is this? that don’t even make sense lol
you: show some respect man… that’s APJVFF… *reminisces and smiles*
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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
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