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fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down
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goes back to medieval times
oldschool runescape music is actually playing everywhere i go
me: i knew it
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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons
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Found out that pyroraptor are found in southern France and suddenly have a lightbulb above my head (aka excuses for me to draw napoleonic soldier and dinosaur together)
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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Expelled from Word, he is now trying to contact you through other programs...
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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into
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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with
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