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“But we don’t even know the plot of the Cassian Andor Disney+ show or if it’ll be any good!” Must a tv series “have a plot?” Must it be “good?” Is it not simply enough to stare at Diego Luna’s face on my screen every week?

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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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It’s the greatest video I’ve ever filmed

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Me in 2003: -in love with orlando bloom-

Me in 2019: -still in love with orlando bloom-

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tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

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Did the math, Bezos has donated about 0.0006272727% of his net-worth while Metallica has donated 0.0914634146% of their net-worth. When compared to the average net-worth of an american ($257,581.86) the difference in percentage becomes Metallica donating $253.50 and Bezos $1.62 

Tax the rich so we don’t have to rely on their fake philanthropy. Vote #BernieSanders

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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

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Oscar Isaac & Pedro Pascal Answer the Web’s Most Searched Questions

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i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

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i think we should go back to the time-honored tradition of bread riots. the cost of essential goods gets too high? we all just show up at our leaders’ houses and threaten to haul them and their family to the guillotine if they don’t fix it. i think we’ve become too polite, as a society

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Poe Dameron with his hands on his hips: a thrilling saga

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“Ah, Oliver, he has… le vice Anglais.”

“‘The English vice’? You mean he’s a bad cook?”

“No… well, yes, but. Not zat.”

“What… you mean he’s an insufferably spineless but moralizing royalist who romanticizes British imperialism and longs for the days when half the planet was subjugated by the throne and is still captivated by a misplaced nostalgia for feudalism?”

“Well… somezing else… but zat too…”

“I’m at a loss. What else could you mean?”

“Ah… he likes to be spanked upon ze bottom in ze fashion of public schools.”

“Oh. Yeah, well.”

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If you want to “shock your audience” maybe you should just try writing a good story.

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Ancient Egyptian necklaces:

Glass, faience and gold (100 – 400 AD).

Glass, faience and gold (600 – 525 BC).

Amethyst and gold (300 – 200 BC).

Gold, glass and emerald (Roman Period, 200 – 1 BC).

Glass, faience and gold (date unknown).

Glass and faience (Roman Period).

Glass, faience and emerald (Ptolemaic Dynasty, 1000 – 900 BC).

Glass and faience (Roman Period, 300 – 100 BC).

Glass, lapis lazuli and gold (date unknown).

Glass and faience (Roman Period).