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I DESIRE THIS CARNALY

I want this I need this

Wanna see a show where like, one of the hero's party betrays them to the bad guy, revealing they've been a double agent all along. And they're all like "I'm sorry everyone... I really did have fun with you all... While it lasted..."

And the hero's party discovers their hashtag Dark And Depressing Backstory(tm) which includes the fact that the villain is blackmailing them w something (possibly their family) and after much conflict, the hero's party finally manages to get their friend back onto their side—

Only for them to betray them AGAIN because they actually lied about the whole blackmail thing and are, in fact, in a very healthy and loving committed 10 year relationship with the bad guy, who is in fact their fiance. No hard feelings tho, right? <3

Anyways if u squint u can turn this into an obkk Akatsuki Kakashi au with Sukea as KKS's "good guy" persona he uses to scam the good guys (Konoha, probably)

He's having SO much fun thinking up an incredibly elaborate roleplay backstory of Sukea's dark hidden past. He's dropping hints of how Obito is totally for sure horribly abusing him, and Obito is very on board with this and will go out of his way to use this as an excuse to do freak shit like putting him on a leash to show off how 'totally in control and evil he is rn I promise u guys'

Meanwhile Sakumo is alive and well living in the house Kakashi and Obito bought him with terrorism money. Kks and Obito rope him into playing along as Kakashi's dad who's totally for sure kidnapped and being threatened to keep his son in line, and he very amusedly goes along with it.

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Wanna see a show where like, one of the hero's party betrays them to the bad guy, revealing they've been a double agent all along. And they're all like "I'm sorry everyone... I really did have fun with you all... While it lasted..."

And the hero's party discovers their hashtag Dark And Depressing Backstory(tm) which includes the fact that the villain is blackmailing them w something (possibly their family) and after much conflict, the hero's party finally manages to get their friend back onto their side—

Only for them to betray them AGAIN because they actually lied about the whole blackmail thing and are, in fact, in a very healthy and loving committed 10 year relationship with the bad guy, who is in fact their fiance. No hard feelings tho, right? <3

Anyways if u squint u can turn this into an obkk Akatsuki Kakashi au with Sukea as KKS's "good guy" persona he uses to scam the good guys (Konoha, probably)

He's having SO much fun thinking up an incredibly elaborate roleplay backstory of Sukea's dark hidden past. He's dropping hints of how Obito is totally for sure horribly abusing him, and Obito is very on board with this and will go out of his way to use this as an excuse to do freak shit like putting him on a leash to show off how 'totally in control and evil he is rn I promise u guys'

Meanwhile Sakumo is alive and well living in the house Kakashi and Obito bought him with terrorism money. Kks and Obito rope him into playing along as Kakashi's dad who's totally for sure kidnapped and being threatened to keep his son in line, and he very amusedly goes along with it.

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icha icha shenanigans

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have we ever seen her dad?

For those wondering about Itachi, he is a perfectly normal kid

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]

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For those wondering about Itachi, he is a perfectly normal kid

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]

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I want someone to write a fanfiction about a SI/OC of Obito Uchiha. Where the SI/OC has just watched despicable me and decides to go the crack route and says that he wants to steal the moon.

So you could get an interaction such as

Obito: *getting asked what his big bad plan is, and him looking up at the sky like that one scene in despicable me with his arms wide open.* tonight we steal the moon!!

Ninja that asked: 😕❓️❓️

I just think that it would be pretty neat.

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OBKK doodle for Moon in the Day ❤️

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Evil isn’t born, it’s made

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thinking about if konoha ninja who became anbu frequently 'died' so they wouldn't be on any registry and so other villages would get word that notable shinobi have 'died'. they don't do it often, that would be suspicious, but they do it to kakashi. minato assigns him to anbu and apologizes blandly when he tells him his death is going to be faked. kakashi, broken traumatized and depressed, thinks nothing of it.

kakashi 'dies' on a mission months after the death of rin, after obito watched, after he lost pretty much everything and any sense of self he had. his body isn't recovered and the circumstances of his death are unclear.

if im being entirely cruel, this means that no one in the village (guy, asuma, iruka, etc.) would know that kakashi is still alive. they all think he's dead and they grieve him and kakashi... disappears. he doesn't know himself anymore and he can't, because he's dead and he's in the anbu now and that's all that matters. his life for konoha in life and death, always.

obito, being the stalker he is, looks for kakashi. he missed him entering the anbu, he missed the faked funeral, he missed a lot. he tries to find him in his shoebox apartment, stakes out minato's home, sits at the memorial stone and rin's grave. but kakashi never shows up and obito decides he'll check the active missions in konoha, just to know where kakashi is (definitely not to follow him and watch him, that'd be weird, duh). so after sneaking into the hokage's office with kamui, he rifles through the piles of s-rank and a-rank missions, but kakashi's name is nowhere to be found. confused and almost insulted on kakashi's behalf, he checks the b-ranks and below, but no dice.

now obito is getting...nervous might not be the word but he's definitely feel angry at this point. if kakashi isn't home, on a mission, grieiving, or with minato then where is he. obito stalks guy next, finds him sitting on a rock by a stream, glum. he's pale, his eyes are watery, he looks exhausted and obito is definitely nervous at this point. he'd never admit it but for something to get guy of all people down... obito fears for the worst.

through much stalking and espionage, obito finds out where kakashi is.

he's dead.

that can't be right.

he would've heard if kakashi was dead, right? zetsu would've told him. he would've known. kakashi has one of his eyes, he definitely would've known. and obito, pissed, scared, and indignant, opens up the connection between him and kakashi, searching for kakashi's vision, for what he can see. he hasn't done it since that night when rin...

he didn't want kakashi to know it existed, never even wanted to take that chance. but he doesn't care anymore. kakashi isn't dead. it's just not possible.

obito was right. kakashi isn't dead.

but he might as well be.

kakashi has no way out of the anbu now, no way that wouldn't give away konoha's secrets. guy can't help him because guy thinks he's dead, minato can't help him, he killed him in the first place. kakashi will forever live, breathe, and die for konoha. it makes obito's blood boil, he feels reminiscent of the night rin died.

he hates kakashi. he wants to hate kakashi. he can't hate kakashi. he can hate the world, he can despise konoha, he can want to kill minato. but kakashi...

he's never been able to hate him. no matter how hard he tried, how easy kakashi made it for him. when it came to kakashi, his balance between love and hate was never more skewed.

there's a particularly awful mission, kakashi is the only one to return to the village and he's...he's not good. obito watches him laugh hysterically as he washes his hands of blood that isn't there. he's never seen kakashi so broken and it hurts more than he ever thought it would.

obito gets kakashi out of the anbu. kakashi hates him for it, fights him, thrashes against him and his will and ideologies. kakashi doesn't know him, obito was too ahamed to reveal himself. it doesn't matter though, kakashi wants to die. he was happy in the anbu, he says. it'd be a quicker death, a noble death.

you've already died, obito shouts at him, enraged and torn apart. how can't he see it? how can he be so naive and blind to it all?

kakashi doesn't answer, doesn't know what words to say to make this stranger believe he isn't worth the trouble. obito has no choice.

with a shaking hand, he removes his mask. kakashi watches, eyes wide and wet and obito throws the mask to the side to hold out his hand. you've already died, but you can be reborn.

with me.

kakashi, broken tattered and thoroughly sure he's lost it, takes obito's hand. yes, kakashi thinks, he's died. but if this is the afterlife, than maybe things won't be so bad...

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I would be incredibly interested in seeing the dynamic of Buford, Ferb, and Baljeet together, outside the context of the usual/larger group. Buford & Baljeet have their complex frenemy banter, Baljeet & Ferb share a wonderful nerdiness (and an occasional impishness!), and Ferb & Buford both have a tendency to demonstrate generally-unexpected-and-bizarre depths. Letting those energies combine and building upon each other would make for such a fresh, fun balance of personalities.

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In The Lizard Whisperer, Jeremy is packing up his guitar to give lessons.

Let's zoom in on that guitar case.

I think I've seen that picture before...

... after Candace got trapped in Phineas and Ferb's invention in The Bully Code.

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are O.W.C.A and parry'like boss baby in this AU?

Perry's locket is still a webbed foot, but for a very different reason.

Bonus:

Please don't tag this au as Perryshmirtz.

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Perry's locket is still a webbed foot, but for a very different reason.

Bonus:

Please don't tag this au as Perryshmirtz.

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Pnf theory S5

Monogram got divorced. HE GOT DIVORCED! in season 5 ep 5b (More than an intern) Carl delivers a pizza to Monogram's apartment in the inner city. Which is just kinda... gray on the inside. Probably the way it came. Note how Monogram ordered just one Pizza for himself. He's alone in there.

But in season 3 ep 20 (excaliferb) Carl visits monograms house in the suburbs where he lives with his wifeb to read him a bedtime story when he is sick. note that they slept in seperate bed

In season 5 monogram also: Got in shape and tried to look good for their portrait (Dating??? profile) AND He is spending so much more time with Carl because he's lonely They even go on day-trips together!

She DUMPED his ass!

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i think he likes it