objectkissersanonymous

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doing a few of these to celebrate my anniversary... offering up my idiot wives /silly

pencil and leafy from bfdi :]

never done one of these before but ...

reblog with one or more of your f/o's and i'll assign them a monster flavour !

example with my main f/o's :

mammon would get rio punch !

and Mortis would get ultra black !

no dni, but . . .

i'm fine with doubles interacting but be sure to follow your dni !! romantic, platonic, familial, etc are allowed.

please don't submit any underaged romantic f/o's if you or your s/i is over 18, pls don't submit feral nonhuman f/o's ( furries / anthro is ok ) or real people / minors etc etc you get it.

you can submit as many f/o's as you want :3 but please add at least one photo and what source theyre from.

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to all my fat or chubby selfshippers . imagine your darling wearing a shirt that says "i ♡ fat bitches" . they love you dearly and are not afraid to wear it out .

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reblog to stick a bunch of stickers on ur f/o’s face

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guh... freaks,, both of them!!!

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of course it goes without saying that i am hopelessly dependent on the leaf

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oh and. these guys

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finally got around to bfdia era designs :]

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Reblog Game!!!

Reblog with your F/O and I will give them a soda! You can choose to describe them or let it be based on vibes!

Example: Jimmy gets Fanta!

Prosh!p dni plz

Multiple reblogs allowed!

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fashionably late, as always!

> ... hello hello hello!!! i'm kitty, and i could be the mutual from your dearest dreams! im an expert in pillows and blankets and all things soft <3

i could be your magical girl mutual who won't stop wondering about the ethics of time travel. i hope we can be friends!

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guhh thought too hard about my stupid scientists and now I'm laying on the floor of my lab. normal activity

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if this is still open, maybe something for my silly guy Fourteen?

Reblog Game!!!

Reblog with your F/O and I will give them a soda! You can choose to describe them or let it be based on vibes!

Example: Jimmy gets Fanta!

Prosh!p dni plz

Multiple reblogs allowed!

[objectkissersanonymous]

🌿✨ Reblog game: I’ll match your F/O with a plant! ✨🌿

Hiya! Looking to make new self-shipper friends and mutuals! Reblog this post with one or two of your F/Os and I’ll assign each of them a plant I think suits them, along with a little fun fact or symbolism behind that plant and why I think it fits their vibe! Here's an example with Zandik and Harley:

For Zandik, I chose the Corpse Flower (Amorphophallus titanum). It blooms infrequently, resulting in a spectacular yet unsettling event, much like his rare breakthroughs. It smells like rotting flesh to attract pollinators, reflecting how his methods may be seen as unethical or revolting by others, but he doesn’t care for morality, much like how this flower doesn’t care for pleasing scents. His obsession with pushing boundaries might be "foul" to some but he sees value in it.

And for Harley I picked the Venus flytrap because, like him, it has a deadly mechanism concealed behind an aesthetically pleasing exterior. Harley's charming personality draws people in before exposing his ruthless side. Just as the flytrap’s hidden triggers make it dangerous, his secret plans and manipulative tactics remain concealed until it’s too late. Its hairs, which signal the traps to snap shut after being touched twice, reflect his obsession with control and using others for his own gain.

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OTHER SELF-SHIPPERS PLEASE MUTUAL ME BECAUSE I WILL:

• Hype up your ship (re-blogging, commenting “CANON”, overall being your biggest supporter)

• I’m always an interactive mutual

• I love supporting others

[Note: The /only/ person I self-ship with is Neo from “The Matrix”]

Also, don’t interact if you’re a pro-shipper or anything along those lines. Same with being a comshipper, dark shipper, pro-map, etc.

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videogames with f/o … especially if they absolutely suck at it , and you get to laugh at them for losing again after demanding a sixth rematch — or you’re sitting beside them as they play , muttering over every little thing they’re doing wrong , taking the controller out of their hands to do it yourself ….

or maybe they’re weirdly ( or not-so-weirdly ! ) good at it and demolish you in every game you play — even if it’s something like stardew valley and they’re speedrunning perfection — snickering and looking over at you to watch how angry you get after losing again and again and again , maybe even completely tryharding just to see you get upset …… just sitting together with them after a long day , getting to relax and worry about mundane things rather than the outside world ♡♡♡

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I. LOVE PLANTS. Uhm uh perhaps my beloved scientists. Golf Ball and Tennis Ball…

🌿✨ Reblog game: I’ll match your F/O with a plant! ✨🌿

Hiya! Looking to make new self-shipper friends and mutuals! Reblog this post with one or two of your F/Os and I’ll assign each of them a plant I think suits them, along with a little fun fact or symbolism behind that plant and why I think it fits their vibe! Here's an example with Zandik and Harley:

For Zandik, I chose the Corpse Flower (Amorphophallus titanum). It blooms infrequently, resulting in a spectacular yet unsettling event, much like his rare breakthroughs. It smells like rotting flesh to attract pollinators, reflecting how his methods may be seen as unethical or revolting by others, but he doesn’t care for morality, much like how this flower doesn’t care for pleasing scents. His obsession with pushing boundaries might be "foul" to some but he sees value in it.

And for Harley I picked the Venus flytrap because, like him, it has a deadly mechanism concealed behind an aesthetically pleasing exterior. Harley's charming personality draws people in before exposing his ruthless side. Just as the flytrap’s hidden triggers make it dangerous, his secret plans and manipulative tactics remain concealed until it’s too late. Its hairs, which signal the traps to snap shut after being touched twice, reflect his obsession with control and using others for his own gain.

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UHM UH. ME AND MY WIFE MAYBE??

🌊;; send me a picture of your s/i, oc , and/or their partner(s) from canon and i'll assign them a sea creature in honor of mermay >v<)!

for example, my s/i emeri gets a sea angel and f/o ratio gets an orca =^v^=)!