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People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.

Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.

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Implying objects can give birth and become mothers?

they will when im done

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180cm　プレーンフロート

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i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

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jsyk that engine revving is your car getting hot and bothered. maybe you oughta take care of that

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guy who has mistaken adrenaline for love and isn’t interested in correcting the mistake

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looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

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idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

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nsfw - i dont like days when i need to work the front desk at my job, but my little shining light is the card reader. it just loves to get fucked. i need SOMEWHERE to talk about how i fuck the card reader <3 when i use a card with a chip, i stick it in the slot at the bottom. and then it asks for a pin, and i tell it no, and it says I'll have to remove and re-insert the card. so i pull it out, and then i stick it back in before it's told me it's ready yet. and then it takes a moment... just a few seconds before it's ready for the next step... and in the meantime i lift the card a little. this doesn't do anything for the payment process, i just like that simply lifting the card when it's half-inside the reader gives enough leverage to lift its whole delicate body upward, tensed and balancing. and then it stutters and finally releases the merchant receipt in a length of warm, curly paper. i rip it off with one quick movement, and the reader asks if it's done, and i make it print off the customer copy too, we're not done yet. so, with me still levering it up with the card half-in, it prints one more stuttering length of paper. i rip it off while the reader chirps at me, begging to take the card out. after it's chirped just a little longer, i finally set it down, and then hold it there while i slip the card back out. and then after that i have to go back to dealing with customers. oh well!

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agreed

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my necklace? yeah it’s a collar bomb actually.. BUT DONT WORRY it only detonates when it detects extreme arousal… and heh.. I don’t think you have to worry about that since you aren’t shaped like a busty airplane

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Ohh… CT scanner with no cover…❤️❤️ what I would do for you

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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One week until my 6th anniversary with Clockboy!!!! Just finished a drawing for it and while it's not like, the most objectum piece I could have done (it features his objecthead design), I still think it turned out wonderful and creating that design was pivotal in me falling love with him. I'll post it on main on the 31st and RB it to here with some additional commentary... Stay tuned! 🥰

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