I like my men how I like my laptops, thick and full of holes
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what about the reshaping of modern technology, by the human body?
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pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes
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oh my gosh it supports backlighting
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why reblog posts shaming people who like object heads when theres a lot of objectum people who like object heads and objects themselves :(
I have a ~74k note post that was specifically about a cable I saw at a hote bathroom and after the 1000th time of someone tagging their normalcore humanoid blorbo and after the 1000th time someone replies with something along the lines of "guys this is a fetish for the op" I feel like I have the right to poke a little fun at people whose attraction ends on like humanoids with tv screen head. I don't actually mind object heads or people who like 'em, I have a computer-headed oc I love and cherish. You do you + don't take posts like that too personally or seriously especially if you're objectum or that'll get you down
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HEARTBREAKING: objectum post about industrial machinery breaks containment, reblogged by people envisioning humans with tvs for faces
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Objectum people. How have you been doing? Any wins? Any happenings? New attractions maybe? How are your partners? Tell me
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wait, do you actually wanna fuck planes and trains 😟 like for real 😟
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Pure evil and twisted that it's not socially acceptable for me to point at a piece of heavy equipment and tell my friend I wanna have sex with that thing while we're passing by a construction site. Literally like that one jorjor well book
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maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis
i did not fuck that computer with my ponis
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