Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
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Girls don’t want boys, girls want Kingdom Hearts characters to be FREAKING HAPPY AND HEALTHY
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You can’t change the world
without getting your hands dirty.
happy birthday my sweet Namie @hatoorichise! ♡
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good homeopathy: i use lavender because it smells nice and helps me sleep
bad homeopathy: i use lavender and it smells so nice that i stop getting vaccinated
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Persephone, the Destroyer (of bugs)
inspired by this amazing Tumblr post
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why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.
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Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep
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Sophie, your hair looks just like starlight. It’s beautiful.
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Young Xehanort sees his future self for the first time.
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The Woodlands series by Ryan Lynn
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“oh sorry, usually when i materialize to sit in your chair and brood it doesn’t wake you up”
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The worlds are safe now
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