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Captain Hook: Um, I would like to talk to your manager?

Riku: Oh my manager?

Riku, right in front of the Captain Hook: Maleficent, some Bitch wants to talk to you

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Riku: The real reason Howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion.

Ienzo: This sounds like a joke but I read the book. This is the literal reason.

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Xion: I can't imagine how this could get any worse

Axel, pulling out a box of matches: I could think of a few ways

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Naminè: I may be smiling on the outside but I had to leave my cat at my apartment and cannot take her everywhere I go. You do not know this pain. I cannot even text her or call her. Cruel.

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Ienzo: When butterflies are in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Riku: Isn’t it 3AM in Radiant Garden right now?

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Saix, about Zexion: Kill him.

Axel: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

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Roxas, panicking: What are we going to do?!

Isa: Blame you?

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Axel: I was short.

Isa: ???

Axel: I mean I was shot by a gun.

Isa: Oh my god go to the hospital.

Axel: Already there.

Isa: Why are you on Tinder?

Axel: I’m looking for a long-term relationship.

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Ienzo: Statistically, you eat a pound of dirt in your life.

Axel: I’m aiming for two.

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Axel: Breaking news: Isa is disappointed in us.

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Axel: Like they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, curl up and protect your organs.

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Riku: I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Mickey.

Mickey: Damn.

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Riku: What is wrong with you?

Ienzo: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of parental affection, and a probable genetic disposition for depression and anxiety.

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*BBS Era*

Braig: I’m sorry for saying fuck in front of Ienzo.

Dilan: You just said it again.

-Years later-

Xigbar: Fuck!

Xion: 😶

Xaldin: XIGBAR!

Xigbar: I am not a role model, okay

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Roxas: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Roxas: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Roxas: How long have I been here now? Almost a year?

Xion: This is Monopoly.

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Replica: Having siblings is either “We ride or die together” or “No Officer, I’ve never seen that person before in my life.”

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Pence: Are you laughing at the video of Hayner and Seifer fighting?

Olette: No. I’m laughing at the comments.