Multi-fandom/personal junk. She/They. Late 20s. It's obscure. I'm very enthused about it. I write fics sometimes but don't ask me when I'm updating because I'll cry. They're gonna have to drag my corpse off this website cause I'm not leaving.
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if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it being the last line of the brokeback mountain novella is so crazy it makes me feel like my guts are falling out. if you can’t fix it you’ve got to stand it. jesus fucking christ
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"I trust you about as far as I can throw you" except it's said lovingly by an orc to her tiny gnome girlfriend
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my gay friend said he wants to try vagina (mine). he said he is not bi but after a traumatic car accident he thought about vagina yesterday.
should we have sex and is this a phase???? he has only been with men btw
i guess that makes sense i mean he was in a car accident
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every time someone calls a cis man an egg because he decides to deviate even slightly from traditional masculine gender norms, an angel loses its wings
#as a nonbinary dyke dating a queer man who (though cis) likes to paint his nails and have long hair#you literally don't need to be labelling anyone else's gender or sexuality#you just gotta accept the fluidity bro!#my boyfriend owns more pairs of heels than I do because he likes drag and cosplaying female characters from time to time#we have discussed our genders and he's VERY positive of being a man#he's done the searching and he's found what makes him feel good!! that is a good thing!!#it's delightful being with him because he likes when I call him pretty and I like it when he calls me handsome#if he WERE to someday decide he isn't a man I would support him but it's not gonna be because he sometimes wears heels or skirts#some people need to review the difference between gender and presentation because I think maybe y'all forgot they were different
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Farscape: John Crichton in every episode — Mind The Baby
#farscape#john crichton#hhhhhhhh he's so pretty when he suffers#yes king yell because you're confused you're so sexy ahahaha 😊
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i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds
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SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952) Dir. Gene Kelly & Stanley Donen
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my father just looked me in the eyes and said “it’s a dog eat dog world out here and i’ve got a Milkbone up my ass” cheers man i’ve legitimately never heard that one before
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Everyone should be entitled to a free little treat once per day when they leave the house. A hot beverage, a cookie, whatever. You should have government issued daily tokens and you should be able to go into a shop or a cafe and pick what you like and take it to the counter and hand them your token and say "this is my free little daily treat" and then you don't have to pay for it. please vote for me as your local mp in the next general election.
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Well my loves, it appears as though the answer to "Can the Big Pattern Company (Simplicity/Burda/McCalls/ect.) survive the death of JoAnn?" has come.
The answer is no. No it cannot. It has been sold to a liquidator just like JoAnns was.
So if there is ANYTHING you want I suggest you get it now. simplicity.com is currently having a pattern sale and I snatched up some that might be useful for cosplay purposes.
I am very glad these last couple of years I have built up my collection.
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Pyramidal skull teapot with 4 cups by Richard Notkin
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obsessed with him
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Fishie charms!!! shop
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