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@fabcreature

(this is available on my RedBubble)

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can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

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I have yet to see the funniest possible variation of those Time Travel aus where Barret just straight up forms a union.

Like bro definitely would march up to Shinra after waking up in the past and start a full protest/walk out with public safety and SOLDIER. Vincent is foiling assassination plots and Reeve is bankrolling the movement. They try to send Sephiroth in to break up the protest and ten minutes later he's holding up a picket and chanting about informed consent and medical transparency. Aerith is throwing rocks at Scabs.

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Visit Norway!

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Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

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i like hating as well as the next girl but sometimes i follow people on here who make me feel like this

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raidcore

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On one hand, it's great to see people learn how to unfuck their living spaces. On the other hand, that stuff like "frequently used articles should be stored near where they're used" and "trash receptacles should be placed near activities that generate trash" are being received as radical ideas points to a serious knowledge transmission problem.

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tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

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dailiez

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Growth of Berry Plants

(Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald)

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There is something so funny about Bloom carrying Icy bridal style as the rest of the Winx are embracing their boyfriends …

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It's all fun and games when people joke about Hungarians being obsessed with paprika but I'm here to tell you it is no exaggeration. We even use it as decoration inside our houses. When we need it it's right there hanging.

It's in (almost) every traditional Hungarian dish.

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me