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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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need free and easy enrichment for your cats? accidentally let a fly into the house
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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog





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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it
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shining bright bc i am a lovely little star :) (print!!)
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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago
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YOU

SHOULD BE JACKING OFF IN THE WORK RESTROOM
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Kaleidoscope Kindergarten (Tanshui Kindergarten), Tianshui, China,
Designed by SAKO Architects
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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something
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always epsilon 11 and never epsilon 13 😔
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to memento my mori
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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful
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what you see: haha funney dating sim where you can fuck the furniture!
what you get: loving explorations of things like adhd, alcoholism, ocd, chronic illness, body dysmorphia, toxic relationships, the evils of capitalism and ai. brennan lee mulligan is there
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