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Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling
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posted on Kate Bornstein's substack
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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The annual big poll, please RB so I can reach as many people as possible
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good things will happen聽馃Э
things that are meant to be will fall into place聽馃Э
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i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here
are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????
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I'm gonna regret this
So, this... dish? Food item? Thing to eat?:

Seems to have a lot of names. And now I'm going to make a poll with a bunch of the names I've heard this dish called.
I am already 100% certain that this will be one of those "OP is about to find out their experience isn't universal" polls.
In fact, what I call this *isn't even listed in the Wikipedia article about this dish*.
I'm starting to believe that it what I call it is a regionalism so narrow in both place and time that the only other people who call it what I call it went to sleepaway camp in the Berkshire Mountains in the early 1980s.
P.S. WHY THE HELL ARE REPLIES RESTRICTED?? I DID NOT SET ANY RESTRICTIONS!
#me and my buddies couldn't remember what it was called#so we called it breadfucks#(we were very stoned)#I still call it breadfucks
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Did someone say "Shitty t-shirt designs"?
No? Well too bad!

A few things first... 1. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE SNEAKERS ON 2. Why is Rudolph shaded but the shoes and lights aren't? 3. Why not swap the colors on the lettering and the snowflakes? The blue flakes throw me off more than I initially realized. 4. The lights... Decent enough job but there are at least 2 that I've noticed aren't attached to the cord... Rudolph got fused with the holiday itself! I'm sure there's more but I've been staring at this fucking design for the past 2 days and I'm gettin' sick and tired of this dude. Get 'im the fuck outta here!
#bad shirt design#the horrors of working in a print shop#Honestly it's not the worst design I've had to work on#but seeing that smug fucking deer looking at me fore the past few days has gotten to me#shirts
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Dude, where鈥檚 my Thanos car?
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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY聽
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Like if Omegalodon/Fortnite/Evolve had a widdle baby
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