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That one mf for a friend

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i miss u

Girl we called like three times last week

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all your issues with modern anime are this cunt's fault btw

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Inner Senshi: You need to eat three well-rounded meals per day! Fried foods are fine, you'll just also need a salad or veggies for the rest of your nutrients!

Inner Chilchuck: Don't overwork yourself, do what they're paying you to do. A job is a job. Also, don't get involved in office politics or romances, they're more trouble than they're worth! And don't risk your health for some job!

Inner Laios: Yes, the stray doggie is cute, but it may not be used to being around people, and can absolutely still bite you! Call animal control so the dog can be taken to a shelter, fed, vaccinated, and hopefully adopted!

Inner Marcille: Tradition and rules exist for a reason, but it may not be a good one. You should know why the rules are what they are instead of following them blindly. A lot of times, rules and traditions exist to reinforce power structures!

Inner Falin: Even ugly things deserve love and respect! The people around you are suffering too, so always try kindness first!

Inner Izutsumi: Izutsumi.

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we are RADICAL REBELLIOUS QUEERS WHO LOVE GAY SEX but don't break the rules of our social panopticon and don't point out misogyny or racism and don't do any of that freaky kink shit around me or I'm reporting you #ACAB #DOCRIME

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Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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just as beautiful as i remembered ...

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have you seen him?

now you have

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Charjabug and Torracat ko-fi doodle for maggotsandscream!

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everyone always wants to know what country i would base a pokemon game off of if i could make one but that is my twisted little secret. if i could make a pokemon game.... there would be no region.... it would all take place in one city

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my favourite characterisation that's so unnecessary but so real about the bad kids is that fabian is almost never-present in the groupchat

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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anybody else in the club feeling this one

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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me