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clark shouting "people were going to DIE" in the face of the "think of the consequences of your actions" argument is so fucking important to me bc it really IS that simple you can't look at a genocide and just twiddler your thumbs bc you're a afraid of the consequences ESPECIALLY when you can do something about it and THATS WHAT CLARK DID. WITHOUT HESITATION. WITHOUT CONSIDERING HOW IT COULD HURT HIM. bc hes a good person and in his brain its really just people were going to die so i had to step in bc what else would it be. superman i love you i love you i love you

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I love my endgames ❤️

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(Lesbian OP) "women are more attractive than men"

(The replies)

"Hey, I'm a man and this hurt me worse than anything else in the world. My wife left me this morning and this post was my final straw. I'm standing in my bathtub right now with a pistol in my mouth and it's your fault you bitch. You bitch. You cunt bitch"

"Aaaaand this right here is why everyone hates lesbians."

"What about trans men????? You're saying you hate trans men??? You're saying you want all trans men to kill themselves??????????"

"Hey op this is a lil uhhh....yikes! Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Cheese Goblin™️ that people of ALL genders and sexual orientations are attractive. MEN ARE VALID. MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. MEN ARE LOVED. Sexism towards men will NEVER be okay, and if you disagree you can fuck right off *gif from Good Omens*

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(Lesbian OP) "women are more attractive than men"

(The replies)

"Hey, I'm a man and this hurt me worse than anything else in the world. My wife left me this morning and this post was my final straw. I'm standing in my bathtub right now with a pistol in my mouth and it's your fault you bitch. You bitch. You cunt bitch"

"Aaaaand this right here is why everyone hates lesbians."

"What about trans men????? You're saying you hate trans men??? You're saying you want all trans men to kill themselves??????????"

"Hey op this is a lil uhhh....yikes! Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Cheese Goblin™️ that people of ALL genders and sexual orientations are attractive. MEN ARE VALID. MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. MEN ARE LOVED. Sexism towards men will NEVER be okay, and if you disagree you can fuck right off *gif from Good Omens*

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i love you superhero media, which means i love you 2026 with your spider-man & supergirl & the boys s5 & avengers doomsday & daredevil s2 & clayface & optimistically vision quest, the punisher, and vought rising ♡

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he's not into people's emotions

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It's so important to me that Jonathan is so soft in the Superman movie. Jonathan is there asking Lois with worried eyes if their boy is going to be okay. Jonathan is there tearily telling Clark he's proud of him. Jonathan is there recognizing how upset Clark is and coaxing him to talk about it. Jonathan loudly loves his son. There is no guessing game, no question, no room for uncertainty.

And Clark reflects that every day as Superman.

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Unhealed Wounds Your Character Pretends Are Just “Personality Traits”

These are the things your character claims are just “how they are” but really, they’re bleeding all over everyone and calling it a vibe.

╰ They say they're "independent." Translation: They don’t trust anyone to stay. They learned early that needing people = disappointment. So now they call it “being self-sufficient” like it’s some shiny badge of honor. (Mostly to cover up how lonely they are.)

╰ They say they're "laid-back." Translation: They stopped believing their wants mattered. They'll eat anywhere. Do anything. Agree with everyone. Not because they're chill, but because the fight got beaten out of them a long time ago.

╰ They say they're "a perfectionist." Translation: They believe mistakes make them unlovable. Every typo. Every bad hair day. Every misstep feels like proof that they’re worthless. So they polish and polish and polish... until there’s nothing real left.

╰ They say they're "private." Translation: They’re terrified of being judged—or worse, pitied. Walls on walls on walls. They joke about being “mysterious” while desperately hoping no one gets close enough to see the mess behind the curtain.

╰ They say they're "ambitious." Translation: They think achieving enough will finally make the emptiness go away. If they can just get the promotion, the award, the validation—then maybe they’ll finally outrun the feeling that they’re fundamentally broken. (It never works.)

╰ They say they're "good at moving on." Translation: They’re world-class at repression. They’ll cut people out. Bury heartbreak. Pretend it never happened. And then wonder why they wake up at 3 a.m. feeling like they're suffocating.

╰ They say they're "logical." Translation: They’re terrified of their own feelings. Emotions? Messy. Dangerous. Uncontrollable. So they intellectualize everything to avoid feeling anything real. They call it rationality. (It's fear.)

╰ They say they're "loyal to a fault." Translation: They mistake abandonment for loyalty. They stay too long. Forgive too much. Invest in people who treat them like an afterthought, because they think walking away makes them "just as bad."

╰ They say they're "resilient." Translation: They don't know how to ask for help without feeling like a burden. They wear every bruise like a trophy. They survive things they should never have had to survive. And they call it strength. (But really? It's exhaustion wearing a cape.)

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It’s day two of Alfred’s well-earned vacation, and the Manor has already descended into what Bruce clinically classifies as ‘a barely contained natural disaster.’

Dick is trying to mediate a screaming match between Damian and Jason. Stephanie is live-tweeting it under her burner account, username @CasseroleWayne, with captions like “live footage of child soldier war crimes” and “who gave jason a machete.” Tim is asleep under the kitchen island, half-covered in cheese slices. Duke is attempting to cook breakfast with a blowtorch.

Bruce stares at the chaos, still wearing his robe. His coffee is untouched. He has been awake for three minutes.

Clark floats in through the kitchen window, glowing with sunlight and good cheer, and says, “Hey, babe! Want pancakes?”

Bruce takes exactly one second to process this.

Then he says, without blinking: “If you say one more cheerful word, I’m putting you on laundry duty. Forever.”

Clark lands gently. Kisses Bruce’s temple. “Okay. Miserable silence it is.”

There’s a loud clang from upstairs.

Cass appears in the doorway, holding a crowbar and looking unbothered. “Don’t worry. I fixed it.”

Bruce doesn’t ask what “it” was.

Instead, he sips his coffee. Finally. Then mutters, “I used to be the night.”

“You still are,” Clark says cheerfully, already reaching to take over the stove. “Just, you know… with PTA meetings and six feral roommates.”

Jason storms past with a fork in each hand. “Tell them it wasn’t a machete! It was a decorative sword!”

Damian chases after him, shouting, “It was unsanctioned! Treachery!”

Bruce closes his eyes. “Alfred, come back. They need you. I need you. I’m begging.”

Clark hums. “You say that, but you’re smiling.”

“I’m smiling because I’m picturing locking them all in the cave.”

“And yet—”

“Don’t finish that sentence, Clark.”

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best part of the Superman movie was when Mr Terrific just soloed everyone at that camp while boss music was playing and Lois was watching with the most terrified expression ever like

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you asked for more, and who am I to deny

(part 1 | part 2 | part 4 | part 5)

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Watched the new superman movie, superman likes punk rock. Batman is emo. Can't wait for a metal loving wonder woman to complete the trinity, and for batman to call superman a fucking poser

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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actually the best part of the new superman movie is the fact that lois and clark have been dating for only three months because that means clark fell so hard he told her his whole ass secret identity in 90 days. fucking u-haul lesbian behavior.