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OOC:

hey everyone and thanks for all the fun on here, truth is I'm going through some bad stuff. I'm scared and don't know where I'll end up but if anyone wants to donate anything send me a DM. If not then maybe say a prayer for me, it'd mean a lot.

April 8th Update: won't be on the streets but I'm still trying to scramble and get a job. Things suck but I'm trying my best.

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HI ALTEWNATIVE VEWSION OF ME!!!

- Another Smollusk ( @memversemenace )

OH MY GOSH HI ALTEWNATE VEWSION OF ME

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hi!!

Hi O:>§

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Can I have a pet jelleton ?

PleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePlease

..... okay,,, you can have a homing awpeggio

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y'know for being an embodiment of order, the spire sure as hell seems pretty chaotic at times...

also you should probably increase the range on your reefsliders, just going to the back corners or the deck thing at the front of the stage basically makes you immune to them.

IT WAS OWDEWLY BEFOWE YOU CAME ALONG

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Hi smollusk!!! :3 I have a few questions for you:

Do you have fun whenever you fight Eight?

What's your favorite weapon to use?

is squidgy orderly enough :3

I have lots of fun!!! It's my favowite pawt of my job!!

I like using Aweo-Spways and Squeezews!!

.... he makes a good papew aiwplane.... but I don't twust him... O:/§

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WH- NAUGH IT'S DEAD???

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*squeezes you like a stress ball but in an affectionate way*

pops and explodes violently

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hats off for being both a formidable foe and a certified Little Guy™

Thank You!!!

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Hello hello, may I ask that you please stop sending sharkies to get me when my armour is broken and I only have one life because I want a X2.5 Prlz bonus please and thank you little guy love the work you

I will inkspway instead!!

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PUTTING A "FANTASTIC! 🌟" STICKER ON YOUR FOREHEAD AS WE SPEAK

FOW ME?????

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:3

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THATS IT BUDDY YOU'RE GOING IN THE OVEN. UR GONNA MAKE A REAL TASTY GARLIC BREAD

UNOWDEWLY CONDUCT!!!!!!!!!!

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Do the color chips have flavors? Are the red ones spicy chips. Are the blue ones sour cream and onion?? I need to know!

sadly they don't taste and neithew do I...

Pwogwam = No Sense of Taste

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Do you feel a bit lonely in the Memverse sometimes? Perhaps you could ask Marina to program you a friend! I'm sure she'd be glad to give you some company.

I get lonely a lot waiting fow mawina and peawl... eight isn't much of a talkew but they are fun to fight. Fwiends would be nice but then I might be distwacted from my duties!!!

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Your mom sucks!!! >:( you should be able to get to stay awake past your bedtime and and take over the world or something

which mom I have two

also don't wowwy I don't need sleep! O:>§

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heyy umm genuinely innocent question: why do you have sting rays

Mawina pwogwammed me with them! Since I don't have a weapon I use specials fow pwotection!