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Little sponge in big jellyfish fields 🪼✨

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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Hiiiii I'm Kaieghtlyn and I'll be your Panera lap dancer tonight. Can I start you off with eating a bagel off my clit

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African Golden Cat (Caracal aurata), family Felidae, found in the tropical forests of West Africa

photographs by Peter Hogel CTC Conservation Center

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Part of me

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mushrooms in a medow

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Waiting for the dinner bell to do the bell thing...

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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bad luck brian shit happening to guga lately

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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

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lets overthrow mama

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lets be pointy with mama

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source: @noma-is-here