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He literally talks like hedoesnthavefkingbreaksisweartogodhAvEyOuEVeRhItAwALL?

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Every night…

            I’m down for your L O V E

Eric Sohn in the Reveal mv feat. red & blue

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no fear

not being able to find your plushie

one fear

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(≧⌓≦)

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keep in mind that this year is the last year of jisung being a minor and that means the rooftop fight is fast approaching

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johnny: i’ll speak French between your legs.

ten: that’s the hottest thing someone’s ever said to me.

mark: i’m just picturing someone yelling BONJOUR up your ass.

yukhei: SACRE BLEU MONSIEUR ASSHOLE HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS.

taeyong: none of you should EVER have sex.

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Before this decade ends I just wanna say tiki taka

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before this decade ends i just want to say dramama ramama ramama hey dramama ramama ramama hey dramama ramama ramama hey

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191227 FROM MONSTA X

[[KIHYUN]] monbebe

[MONSTAX_KH]

I came here to practice for something else ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I just recorded it

Because Monbebe asked to upload it even it’s not perfect…

Goodnight

He sounds perfect ♡

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Shuyang (11 y/o) from chinese boy group Boy Story made a dance cover for NCT Dream’s “1, 2, 3″

Give my boy the clout he deserves!!

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Chan: I am never adopting anymore kids

Chan: *looks at BoyStory*

Woojin: Oh for f-

Chan: LanGUAGE my children are listening

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trying to teach adults stan language is a challenge

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(191221) steveaoki’s Instagram story update with MONSTA X

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Kun: You did a striptease to Santa Baby at the company holiday party and thought it was okay?

Hendery: Everyone knows that's how you win over your crush at the office holiday party.

Xiaojun: Stop looking at me like that.

Yangyang: That's how it goes in all the sitcoms. We were just trying to get our crush to like us.

Xiaojun: You too, you both keep looking at me, stop it.

Kun: Ten come help me parent the children.

Ten: Guys, I'm so proud of you both, you did amazing tonight.

Kun: TEN!

Ten: Who do you think choreographed it.

Hendery: So Xiaojun what did you think?

Yangyang: Did you like it?

Xiaojun: Uhhh

Hendery: Do you want to see it again.

Yangyang: Do you love me?

Hendery: Do you love ME?

Xiaojun: Uhhhhhhhhh.

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Yuta: Our lightstick should just be a dildo.

Ten: Our lightstick is a Dildo if you're brave enough.

Yuta: Johnny.

Johnny: Yes.

Yuta: Bring me our lightstick.

Doyoung: Yuta, pack your things and get out of this house.

Taeyong: Wait I wanna see what happens.

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Johnny: and in the end, we are all human beans

Yangyang: and together we will rice

Jaehyun: lettuce pray

Mark: ramen

Ten: *wiping away a tear* that was beautiful

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Proof that every picture of young Chenle is cursed->