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[ocas-report-team]

It's been a while, hasn't it my darlings? Catch me if you can, I'm out in the open.

~SAN-895

[ocas-report-team]

A toddler and a half. Maybe a child.

-Schröder

PSA

Wiler is only two toddlers on stilts. Nothing else.

-Schrdöer

[ocas-report-team]

I’m f*ckin 5’7” tall. You think two toddlers on stilts would be that short?

-Wiler

PSA

Wiler is only two toddlers on stilts. Nothing else.

-Schrdöer

[ocas-report-team]

It's not really a secret when it's so obvious. Honest, look at you?

- Schröder

PSA

Wiler is only two toddlers on stilts. Nothing else.

-Schrdöer

[ocas-report-team]

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET ALIDA

-Wiler

PSA

Wiler is only two toddlers on stilts. Nothing else.

-Schrdöer

[ocas-report-team]

PSA

Wiler is only two toddlers on stilts. Nothing else.

-Schröder

[ocas-report-team]

Ok, what the hell. They still seem to like you.

-Schröder

I do not really know why Pripyat is out, but it’s not my thing to worry about.

-Schrdöer

[ocas-report-team]

Oh, that? I thought that was common knowledge.

-Wiler

I do not really know why Pripyat is out, but it’s not my thing to worry about.

-Schrdöer

[ocas-report-team]

The radio signals you Fool.

-Schröder

I do not really know why Pripyat is out, but it’s not my thing to worry about.

-Schrdöer

[ocas-report-team]

I know about what now?

-Wiler

I do not really know why Pripyat is out, but it’s not my thing to worry about.

-Schrdöer

[ocas-report-team]

Well, all she does is this damn station over the speakers. Wiler knows about it for sure. 

-Schrdöer

I do not really know why Pripyat is out, but it’s not my thing to worry about.

-Schrdöer

[ocas-report-team]

Schröder, let’s face it.

It’s not many people’s thing, but if we don’t worry about it...

Eh, who am I kidding. We can’t really get fired.

-Fyve

I do not really know why Pripyat is out, but it’s not my thing to worry about.

-Schrdöer

[ocas-report-team]

Hi!

My name wasn’t on the introductory post, don’t know why that happened.

I’m BettyBot, one of two hyper-intelligent AIs working for OCAS! The other, of course, would be BaxterBot. I was created by Dr. Tabitha Starosta and Miss Samantha Pearce collectively, making me Baxter’s little sister. Although, he is also my fiancé. It’s a long story, so I wouldn’t ask if I were you.

I was programmed to complete almost any basic task, but I can handle some bigger challenges, too! I love both living and working here, I can’t picture myself being anywhere else. I’m a bit girly, so I apologize in advance for any rambling I may do over girly stuff :3

We’re gonna have so much fun here! I can’t wait!! <3

-BettyBot

[ocas-report-team]

I do not really know why Pripyat is out, but it's not my thing to worry about.

-Schrdöer

[ocas-report-team]

Y͙e̱̣̺̲̺s̷̻̝̙,҉͔̙̱̳̲͔ ͡bu̺͈̞͚͇̫̗t̫̗̣̫̠̀ ̲͈͎̳͠I͚͍͍̘͓ ̲͎̱̻̩͜sṱ̶̬̹͖̯̺i͠l̦͞l͏͎̫͕̥̪ͅ ̝͖̤̖̀ͅd͈͟ę̬͔̟͙s͠e̘̖̮͙͔͇r͉̗̮͖ͅv̢̜͉̹e͚̤ ̶͓͚͖͓͔̰̜c͙h̳̝a̲̺͖͚̗n̝͜c̮̰̣͠ͅe̝s̖.̣̪̥

~SAN-895-B

Eggs Benedict

-Wiler

[ocas-report-team]

Pripyat, don’t push your luck. Extending the guard’s call time to re-contain you is a privilege. Access to the internet was not in our agreement.

-Starosta

Eggs Benedict

-Wiler

[ocas-report-team]

M̴͈̝͖̞̥͖͂̎͟A̴̢͎̖̝̲̙̔̃̓͗ͦG̼͙̃̋̀ͩͪ̔̐́Ỉ͎̞͚̆͆ͫ͐̀ͣ͢͝Č̸͇̬̳̽̎͋̋ͬ̂ͧ͌

-SAN-895-B

Eggs Benedict

-Wiler