occultbeast
occultbeast
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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.
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Reblog with your score
#24#but it could be 25 because i've WATCHED multiple breath of fires with my wife#but i've also watched tons of other games that i didn't count here
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
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reblog this to reblog this from the person you reblogged this from
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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them
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i’m curious to see how many people use their likes as an organizational tool like i do, or maybe in a way i’m never heard of before.
do you have strong feelings about how likes should be used?
reblog for a bigger sample size etc etc
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#i'm being arrested for playing a symphony that turned a bunch of bitches into Real Humans#from their stone statue prisons#which from what i understand made them Instantly Die#but it freed them from the false hell they were stuck in for the last 1000 years or some shit#so anyway i'm going to jail for genocide i guess?#for a place i literally just found#on a planet i'm not even from#whoops
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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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if you reblog something and add a ton of tags to boost it, that doesn't do anything. your heart is in the right place, but tags on a reblog are for organization or commentary. they don't bump it up in the tag feed or count towards "trending."
it doesn't harm anyone to do this! it's just not something you need to spend time on.
i know I've said this before, and i wanted to recycle my old post(s) about it but can't find it.
#agreed that tags are here for us to speak in#you give your actual commentary here in the tags#not in replies#and for god's sake ESPECIALLY not in a whole addition to the post itself#but tucked away neatly into the tags like a little secret#plus when you reblog something#the previous person gets to see your tags!#the OP also but it's really fun to react/respond to mutuals in the tags#it's tumblr behavior#that's how we do it here#anyway good info here for newcomers on how to search your own tags!#just so long as you don't forget them.....................#not that i ever forget my own tags.................
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