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My Chemical Romance is anti-war but pro-getting in a knife fight with your homoerotic rival in an alley behind a catholic church in New Jersey

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who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

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Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

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mulder and scully going off on Yet Another alien case after skinner warns them about the FBI budget

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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

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“Never again”

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My dramatic ass when anything goes even slightly wrong

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Why do you like sharks?

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What Scully says: Well I'm fairly happy, that's something.

What Scully means: I love regularly having sex with you.

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